E148: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV

E148: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV


[THEME MUSIC PLAYS] BC: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THIS APRIL FOOLS EDITION OF THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! ON TONIGHT’S EPISODE,
THE WRECKING CREW IS BACK IN FULL FORCE! ALSO, TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE ON THE LINE AS THE TAG TEAM TITLES
WILL BE AT STAKE AS THE BONUS BOYZ DEFEND AGAINST THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN! ALSO, COMING UP, WILL THE THIRD TIME BE THE CHARM AS THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR, GANGREL, THE BRAND NEW NUMBER
ONE CONTENDER WILL GET A SHOT AT
THE LEGACY TITLE AGAINST THE ROCK
GOD, RICKY GIBSON! ALL THAT AND MUCH MORE COMING UP ON THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! BC: ALRIGHT LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, OPENING CONTEST THIS WEEK ON THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION BLAKE CHADWICK ALONGSIDE
MORTY LIPSCHITZ AND ONCE AGAIN THE WRECKING CREW IS HERE! ML: AND, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH
IT? BY THE WAY, HAPPY APRIL
FOOLS’ DAY! BC: I THOUGHT I WAS
ACTUALLY GETTING A NEW BROADCAST
COLLEGUE TONIGHT? THAT’S WHAT I WAS
TOLD! ML: BY WHOM? BC: I GOT THE MEMO! YOU
DIDN’T GET THE MEMO? ML: …NO… BC: MAYBE YOU’LL FIND OUT
BY THE END OF THE EPISODE! ML: NICE TEETH, BY THE
WAY. ARE THOSE REAL? OR ARE THOSE LAST YEAR’S? BC: NONETHELESS, MATT
STRIKER OUT HERE BUT CONSPICUOUS BY
THEIR ABSENCE, MORTY, THE REST OF THE WRECKING CREW! RA: AND LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, HIS OPPONENT FROM VALHALLA ALEXANDER HAMMERSTONE! ML: AND THERE IS NO
LOVE LOST BETWEEN THESE TWO, BLAKE CHADWICK! BC: CERTAINLY NOT! BUT MORTY, IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE WE HAVE SEEN HAMMERSTONE! AND YOU REMEMBER THE
LAST TIME WE DID SEE HIM ML: DIDN’T BOTHER ME THAT HE’S BEEN GONE! BC: OF COURSE, HE
HAD SOME RUN-INS WITH THE GENTLEMAN
BRAWLER, ERIC RIGHT INCLUDING THAT FIREBALL! THAT WE UNDERSTAND DID
SOME SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE BUT HAMMERSTONE BACK IN FULL FORCE AND YOU ALSO HAVE TO NOTE A FORMER MEMBER OF THE WRECKING CREW! ML: KEY WORD “FORMER” HE JUST DIDN’T CUT IT DIDN’T MAKE THE GRADE BC: IT APPEARS AS IF HE DID NOT FALL IN LINE WITH
JEREMY BLANCHARD THE GRAPPLER,
GALLO, MATT STRIKER ML: AND ME! BC: EVERYONE ELSE
THAT HAS PRETTY MUCH COME THROUGH THE RANKS
OVER THE YEARS. ML: BY THE WAY, HOW
WAS YOUR WEEK? BC: MY WEEK WAS PRETTY GOOD. ML:
GOOD! YOU KNOW I’VE GOT AN APRIL
FOOL’S SURPRISE FOR YOU TOO, BUT I’M GOING
TO SURPRISE YOU WITH IT! MAYBE AFTER THE SHOW! BC: I GUESS I’VE GOT A
LITTLE UNDER 60 MINUTES BEFORE I FIND OUT THAT SURPRISE? ML: I’D BE A LITTLE
NERVOUS, IF I WERE YOU. BC: AS WE HAVE OFFICIALLY NOW HIT THE CORNER POLE OF 2017, MORTY AS WE HEAD ON IN TO
THE MONTH OF APRIL AND MATT STRIKER AND HAMMERSTONE IN
THERE RIGHT NOW LITTLE BIT OF CHAIN
WRESTLING TO START AS BOTH OF THESE MEN,
VERY TECHNICALLY SOUND MATT GOES FOR THE
SINGLE LEG PICK UP HAMMERSTONE BACKS HIMSELF
RIGHT INTO THE ROPES AND AGAIN, OVER THE
LAST FEW WEEKS SINCE MATT STRIKER
HAS BEEN IN ACTION WE HAVE SEEN THE DEBUT
OF THAT “HEART STRIKE” THAT VICIOUS HEART
PUNCH-LIKE MANEUVER TOOK IT TO THE IRISH JUGGERNAUT MIKEY O’SHEA… NICE
SUNSET FLIP ATTEMPT THERE BY HAMMERSTONE AS STRIKER COMES RIGHT BACK, GOES FOR A BIG KICK, HAMMERSTONE DUCKS UNDERNEATH,
TRIES TO ROLL HIM UP! LOOKS TO BE IN A
STAND-STILL, BUT STRIKER NOW TURNS HIM AROUND,
GOES FOR A BACKSLIDE NOW LOOKS TO HOOK THE PEDIGREE! WELL-SCOUTED THERE
BY HAMMERSTONE INTO THE JACKKNIFE
COVER THERE! ONE, TWO! AND AGAIN A NEAR FALL
AS BOTH OF THESE MEN LOOK TO HAVE EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL SCOUTED STRIKER GOES FOR
THAT LEG ONCE AGAIN HAMMERSTONE TRIES THE
SUNSET FLIP ATTEMPT AND STRIKER! SEES THE OPENING AND
JUST DROPS THE ELBOW ML: THAT WAS ONE OF THE NICEST ELBOW DROPS I HAVE EVER SEEN! POOR HAMMERSTONE! GOTTA BE HURTIN’ NOW, BLAKE! BC: CERTAINLY DOES. AS
STRIKER, THE HARD IRISH WHIP! CHEST-FIRST INTO THE BUCKLE AGAIN, TRYING TO
INFLICT SOME DAMAGE ON THAT HEART AREA,
POSSIBLY SOFTENING HIM UP FOR THAT “HEART STRIKE” AS MATT STRIKER LOOKING
TO STOCK PILE SOME WINS HERE AT THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION ML: HE’S BEEN HAVING
A ROUGH GO OF IT FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS. NOT
REALLY SURE WHY. HE’S ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED GUYS IN A RING AND SOMETHING HAS GONE
WRONG EVERY SO OFTEN. BC: THERE’S A “CODE BREAKER”
– BARELY GETS THREE BUT IT DOES SEEM LIKE
STRIKER HAS STRUGGLED A LITTLE BIT. SPOKE TO HIM A LITTLE BIT, FOR JUST
A COUPLE OF MINUTES THAT’S ALL HE WOULD GIVE
ME BEFORE TONIGHT’S SHOW ML: THAT’S ABOUT THREE MINUTES
MORE THAN YOU DESERVE! BC: I WASN’T EXPECTING TO GET
THAT, BUT HE DID PRETTY MUCH
TELL ME THAT THE “HEART STRIKE”
WAS ADDED TO THE ARSENAL TO TRY TO FRESHEN SOME
THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT! ML: DID IT WITH AN ELBOW TO THE
TOP OF THE HEAD EVERY TIME BEAUTIFUL! BC: CHOP HAMMERSTONE
DOWN TO SIZE, WHO OF COURSE HAS A HEIGHT
ADVANTAGE OVER MATT STRIKER HE’S PUT HIM… SETS HIM UP FOR THE “HEART STRIKE!” AND HAMMERSTONE MUST HAVE BEEN
WATCHING THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION IN RECENT WEEKS.
PICKS HIM UP NOW! AND THAT OVERHEAD PUMP-HANDLE SLAM AND MATT’S TRYING
TO SWING THE TIDE BACK TO HAMMERSTONE’S FAVOR AND HAMMERSTONE, HERE,
GOES FOR THE IRISH WHIP REVERSED BY MATT STRIKER,
GOES FOR THE BACK BODY DROP AND HAMMERSTONE DRIVES HIM FACE-FIRST RIGHT INTO HIS KNEE!
NOW TRIES TO COAX HIM IN AND A BEAUTIFUL STANDING
DROP KICK BY HAMMERSTONE! HERE WE GO! ONE, TWO! AND A NEAR FALL, AND MORTY,
THIS IS NORMALLY THE POINT IN THE MATCH WHERE YOU WOULD
EXPECT THE WRECKING CREW TO INTERFERE, OR AT
LEAST COME OUT HERE ML: INTERFERE?! THEY
DON’T INTERFERE, THEY COME OUT TO
HELP A LITTLE BIT UM… THEY’VE GOT VERY
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THEY KNOW STRIKER’S
ABLE TO HANDLE HIMSELF HE’S A WILEY VETERAN, HE DOESN’T
NEED THEIR HELP ALL THE TIME BC: AS HE MIGHT NOT RIGHT
HERE, AS HAMMERSTONE GOES FOR THE BICYCLE KICK!
STRIKER TRIES TO PUT HIM IN POSITION FOR THE “PEDIGREE”! OKANA ROLL ATTEMPT
BLOCKED BY STRIKER HE’S HAVING SOME WORDS
WITH FANS IN THE FRONT ROW TURNS AROUND RIGHT
INTO A DISCUS FOREARM! CRUMPLES INTO A HEAP! NOW HE’S GOT HIM UP! GOES FOR THAT “STONE BREAKER” AS NOW STRIKER ONCE AGAIN, TRIES TO COUNTER
WITH THE “PEDIGREE” JACKKNIFE COVER AGAIN BY HAMMERSTONE! TWO! THREE! THIS TIME
HAMMERSTONE GETS THE WIN! RA: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH UP ALEXANDER HAMMERSTONE! ML: YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW? I SAW HAMMERSTONE PULLING MATT STRIKER’S TIGHTS! HIS TRUNKS! TO GET
THAT THREE COUNT! THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! BC: EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN
SITTING IN THIS BROADCAST BOOTH WITH YOU, I THINK WE HAVE BEEN
WATCHING DIFFERENT MATCHES! NO TIGHTS WERE PULLED! HAMMERSTONE WAS
ABLE TO GET THE WIN VERY FAIR AND SQUARE! THE JACKKNIFE COVER WAS
ABLE TO GET THE 1, 2, 3! NO TIGHTS PULLED,
FAIR AND SQUARE IN THE CENTER OF
THE RING! ML: NO! BC: THERE WAS NO WRECKING CREW
TO HELP OUT MATT STRIKER EITHER! ML: WE’VE ALREADY SAID THAT
STRIKER SHOULD’VE HANDLED THIS I’M NOT SURE WHAT’S
GOING ON WITH HIM. I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO
DO A LITTLE CHECKING LATER IN THE EVENING
OR ON A BREAK BC: AS HAMMERSTONE AGAIN PICKS UP A BIG WIN, BUT
YOU HAVE TO THINK, MORTY SOMEWHERE IN THE
BACK OF HIS MIND IS RICHARD SYNCYR AND
THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER ERIC RIGHT! ML: AND, UH… HE MAY THINK
A LITTLE BIT TOO HARD I THINK ERIC RIGHT,
THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER DEFINITELY HAS HIS EYES
SET ON HAMMERSTONE! SO HE CAN INFLICT MORE DAMAGE! BC: WE’VE GOT TO GO TO
COMMERCIAL BREAK. WHEN WE COME
BACK ADRENALINE, ADRIAN MATTHEWS! REPORTER: EXCUSE ME, UH, MATT… MR. STRIKER, HI!
UH, BRETT TAYLOR NICE TO MEET YOU. I HAD JUST, I’M WITH THE WILLAMETTE
WEEKLY AND I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE
MATCH YOU HAD WITH HAMMERSTONE. MS: YOU KNOW THE WRESTLING
GAME’S IN GOOD HANDS THERE’S A LOT OF
GOOD YOUNG WRESTLERS OUT THERE AND SOMETIMES EVEN AN OLD DOG
CAN GET CAUGHT UP SO I TIP MY CAP TO HIM. WHAT DID YOU SAY OUR NAME WAS? BT: BRETT TAYLOR.
MS: HAVE WE MET? BT: NO, THIS IS MY FIRST
MEETING WITH YOU. MS: THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, KID. BT: THANK YOU MR. STRIKER. RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM SAN ANTONIO, TX DILLON DIVINE! HE IS LED TO THE RING BY FLEX MCCALLION BC: SO DILLON DIVINE BACK AT THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION NO MATT XSTATIC BUT ONCE AGAIN… ML:
COACH FLEX, THOUGH! LOOK AT HIM! BC: ACCOMPANIED
BY FLEX MCCALLION AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK IN THE TIGHTS …OR UNDERWEAR… OR WHATEVER MCCALLION’S WEARING ONCE AGAIN, THE FLAGS
HAVE BEEN BROUGHT OUT TO THE RING AS I DON’T REALLY
KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS, MORTY. ML: I’M NOT SURE I WANT
TO MAKE OF IT, MORTY! BC: APRIL FOOLS… RA: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, HIS OPPONENT FROM DENVER, CO MR. ADRENALINE ADRIAN MATTHEWS! BC: AS MR. ADRENALINE,
ADRIAN MATTHEWS BURSTS THROUGH THE
CURTAIN ONCE AGAIN AS THE DENVER, COLORADO NATIVE LOOKS TO PICK UP A BIG WIN AND OF COURSE, MORTY, THE
LAST TIME WE SAW HIM JUST A WEEK AGO ON THE SHORT END OF
THE STICK AGAINST THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON HE’S LOOKING TO CLIMB
BACK UP THE LADDER AS HE WOULD LOVE ANOTHER
CRACK AT THAT LEGACY TITLE ML: YOU CAN’T SEE IT ON
CAMERA, BUT I’M LOOKING AT THE RING AND THERE’S SOME
FUNNY THINGS GOING ON WITH COACH FLEX AND DILLON AND HIS… AB WHEEL… I’M JUST GOING TO BE QUIET… BC: YOU THINK IT’S AN APRIL
FOOLS’ JOKE? ML: I DON’T KNOW. LET’S HOPE SO! BC: I’D BE INCLINED TO SAY NO! IN THE SHORT TIME THAT I HAVE BEEN AROUND FLEX
MCCALLION AND OF COURSE ONE HALF OF THE CAN-AM EXPERIENCE THIS WOULD BE THE “AM” VERSION,
THE SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS NATIVE DILLON DIVINE CONSPICUOUS BY HIS ABSENCE, THE VANCOUVER, BRITISH
COLUMBIA NATIVE, MATT XSTATIC BUT HE JUMPS ADRENALINE,
ADRIAN MATTHEWS FROM BEHIND… ML:
WELL, WHEN YOU POSE AND TRY TO SHOW OFF HOW
BEAUTIFUL YOU REALLY ARE BC: AS WHAT DID HE JUST
TAKE OUT OF HIS TIGHTS? ML: WHO? BC: IS HE… IS THAT A
BURGER OR SOMETHING?! ML: IT’S SOME SORT OF SANDWICH! BC: SORT OF SANDWICH?! ML:
I THINK HE JUST SWALLOWED IT! BC: AND YOU NOTICE DILLON DIVINE GOING FOR A SECOND
BITE, EVEN AFTER ADRIAN MATTHEWS KICKS HIM DOWN WITH A DROP KICK! AND DILLON DIVINE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTIES HERE GETTING THAT FOOD DOWN AS I THINK HE’S
MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE BITE THAN THE
MATCH RIGHT NOW AS FLEX MCCALLION HOLDING ONTO THE LEG
OF ADRIAN MATTHEWS I NOTICED YOU LOOKED AWAY RIGHT WHEN HE HELD HIS LEG ML: UH… I WAS MAKING
A MENTAL NOTE HERE ABOUT APRIL FOOLS’ NIGHT… I DO
HAVE YOUR APRIL FOOLS’ GIFT LIKE I SAID, SO… JUST… SORRY. SORRY, FOLKS!
I’LL PAY BETTER ATTENTION! BC: AS A TWO COUNT FOR ONE HALF OF THE
“CAN-AM EXPERIENCE” REMEMBER, MORTY,
ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO ML: I KNOW MORTY! I REMEMBER
MORTY, THAT’S ME! BC: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! ML: YOU SAID REMEMBER MORTY! BC:
DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT FIVE YEARS
AGO THE “CAN-AM EXPERIENCE” BRIEFLY HELD, HOLD, HELD THE WCWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! ML: AND I RECALL AN INCIDENT WHEN I WAS AN IN-RING MANAGER WAY BACK IN THOSE DAYS AND DILLON DIVINE WELL, WE CAN’T DISCUSS IT…
BUT I’M SURE IT’S ON YOUTUBE SOMEWHERE. HE EMBARRASSED ME! I’LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR THAT! BC: AS THERE’S A NEAR FALL HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR
THAT “DIVINE SHINE” SPOKE TO HIM BEFORE TONIGHT’S EVENT, KNOWING
THAT THIS WOULD BE HIS FIRST SINGLES
ENCOUNTER AND HE SAID “KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR
THE ‘DIVINE SHINE'” I ASKED HIM TO
DESCRIBE IT… HE SAID “YOU’LL KNOW WHEN I HIT IT!” ML: IS DIVINE EATING SOMETHING
STILL? I THOUGHT I SAW HIM CHEWING, OR…. BC: I THINK HE
STILL HAS SOME FOOD IN HIS
MOUTH! ML: I THINK HE’S GOT THAT
BURGER OR WHATEVER IT WAS WHICH IS INTERESTING! BC: AS DILLON DIVINE,
DOING A NUMBER RIGHT NOW ON ADRIAN MATTHEWS
WHILE FLEX MCCALLION SHOUTING INSTRUCTIONS ON
THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING DIVINE PICKS MATTHEWS UP HERE DUMPS HIM RIGHT ON THE BACK OF
HIS NECK WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK
SUPLEX ML: HE IS EATING SOMETHING! BC: HE’S ABLE TO CHEW A
LITTLE BIT IN BETWEEN THE MOVES AS THE AB ROLLER IS IN DIVINE DID CALL IT HIS BEST FRIEND! AS WHAT A STABLE DILLON DIVINE HAS
BETWEEN MATT XSTATIC, FLEX MCCALLION, AND
THE AB ROLLER! NOT GETTING A LOT OF DEPTH
THERE WITH THOSE ROLLS! WAIT A MINUTE! MATTHEWS HAS HIM IN WHEELBARROW POSITION! AND HE’S GOING TO RUN
DIVINE FACE-FIRST INTO THAT BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! TALK ABOUT A WORK OUT, MORTY! ML: TALK ABOUT APRIL FOOLS! BC: AS DIVINE WALKS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE THE LIGHTS ON FOR DILLON DIVINE BUT I DON’T KNOW
IF ANYONE’S HOME! MATTHEWS HAS HIM RUNNING POWERSLAM!
HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG TWO! AND AGAIN A NEAR FALL AS MATTHEWS SIGNALING FOR IT HERE COULD BE THE “ADRENALINE SPIKE” WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S A FLAG! ML: THE RED FLAG, THAT’S A…
BC: IT’S A CHALLENGE FLAG! WHAT IS HE GOING TO
CHALLENGE ABOUT THIS? THAT DISTRACTS MATTHEWS DIVINE TURNS HIM AROUND,
KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION OFF THE ROPES, DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHESLINE, RIGHT
BACK INTO FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION, AND THERE’S
THE “ADRENALINE SPIKE!” THAT SIT-OUT DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TWO! AND THREE! THE REFEREE IGNORES THE FLAGS RA: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH UP MR. ADRENALINE, ADRIAN MATTHEWS! BC: SO THE FLAGS, WHETHER IT BE A PENALTY FLAG OR
A CHALLENGE FLAG ML: BUT WE DID HAVE A TOUCHDOWN WHICH MEANS IT’S
AUTOMATICALLY REVIEWABLE! BC: I GUESS MORTY LIPSCHITZ HAS BEEN WATCHING SOME
FOOTBALL AS OF LATE ML: HECK YEAH, BABY! BC: BUT THIS IS PROFESSIONAL
WRESTLING, AND ADRIAN MATTHEWS GETS THE WIN WITH THE
“ADRENALINE SPIKE” AND NOW HE IS BACK ON TRACK AFTER LAST WEEK’S LOSS LOOKS TO ONCE AGAIN
GET BACK INTO THAT LEGACY TITLE PICTURE! ML: GOTTA WORK ON
THOSE CHALLENGE FLAGS ENOUGH SAID BC: AS MATTHEWS PICKS
UP THE WIN, BUT FOLKS WE HAVE TWO TITLE
MATCHES STILL TO COME THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN
AND THE BONUS BOYZ FOR THE TAG TITLES,
AND IN OUR MAIN EVENT THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR,
GANGREL, CHALLENGES RICKY GIBSON FOR THAT
LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP! RA: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM THE DUDE RANCH DARIN CORBIN! BC: AND WE ARE BACK HERE ON THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION APRIL FOOLS’ EDITION!
BLAKE CHADWICK ALONGSIDE MORTY LIPSCHITZ… FOR NOW! AS I WAS TOLD I WAS GETTING A NEW BROADCAST COLLEGUE TODAY… ML: UM… I’M WAITING
FOR THAT MEMO, BLAKE BC: WE STILL HAVE ABOUT
A HALF HOUR OR SO LITTLE MORE BEFORE THAT COULD
POTENTIALLY COME ABOUT BUT NONETHELESS, THE FORMER
PACIFIC NORTHWEST CHAMPION DARIN CORBIN BACK IN THE JACKSON ARMORY AS YOU HAVE TO WONDER WILL IT BE ANOTHER “GINGER SNAP” HERE TONIGHT ML: I LIKE GINGER
SNAPS, THEY’RE YUMMY! RA: AND HIS OPPONENT FROM OUT OF THE COMICS AND INTO THE RING DESCENDING FROM BLOODHAVEN DAMIAN DRAKE! ML: ONE HALF OF THE MIDNIGHT MARVELS THE BIGGER HALF BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,
HE WAS ACCUSING ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM RECENTLY OF LYING ABOUT HIS WEIGHT. HE SAID, “I DON’T WEIGH 105 LBS” I APOLOGIZE, HE WEIGHS 106 LBS! BC: WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE? ML: I’M NOT TOUCHING
HIM! BC: DAMIAN DRAKE DAMIAN DRAKE HAS WORKED
HIMSELF INTO INCREDIBLE SHAPE ONE OF THE MOST ATHLETIC
MEN ON THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION ROSTER AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK
AT HIM HERE, MORTY A LITTLE BIT MORE OF A SERIOUS
LOOK THAN WE’RE USED TO SEEING. ML: HE STILL WEIGHS 106 LBS I LIED, I MADE AN ERROR BY A POUND, I’VE APOLOGIZED
TO HIS FAMILY HIS GIRLFRIEND, HIS
SISTER, HIS MOTHER, AND HIS STEP-MOTHER,
I’VE DONE MY JOB. BC: AS THE EVERY DAY SUPER HERO LIVING LIFE BY DAY, AND SERVING JUSTICE BY NIGHT! AS HE’S LOOKING TO SERVE SOME JUSTICE HERE TO DARIN CORBIN AND IN HIS LAST FEW APPEARANCES HERE AT THE WEST
COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION DAMIAN DRAKE HAS NOT BEEN WITH THE SPYDER WARRIOR BUT HAS BEEN TEAMING
WITH MIKEY O’SHEA ML: INTERESTING CHANGE BC: CERTAINLY ADDING A LITTLE
BIT MORE MUSCLE TO HIS
REPERTOIRE ML: APRIL FOOLS’ JOKE
FOR POOR SPYDER WARRIOR I GUESS, HUH? BC: HOPEFULLY FOR SPYDER
WARRIOR HE CAN REUNITE WITH HIS EVERYDAY SUPER HERO BREATHEREN SOMETIME SOON BUT FOR DAMIAN DRAKE,
HE IS REALLY LOOKING TO SHOOT UP THE RANKS HERE AT THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION ROSTER AS WE KNOW DARIN CORBIN,
A LOT OF EXPERIENCE HERE SPECIFICALLY IN
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST AS AGAIN WE RECENTLY CELEBRATED OUR 12TH ANNIVERSARY AND AS WE HEAD INTO YEAR 13
HERE, DARIN CORBIN HAS BEEN A KEY COG IN THE WCWC FOR MOST OF THAT ML: A “KEY COG”?
THAT’S A KEY FOB! WHEN YOU HAVE A KEY CHAIN,
IT’S CALLED A “KEY FOB” NOT A “KEY COG” BC: DARIN CORBIN IS NOT A KEY! ML: THEN WHY’D YOU
CALL HIM A “KEY COG”? BC: DROP TOE HOLD
THERE BY DAMIAN DRAKE AS CORBIN TRYING TO KIP UP BUT I THINK HE MIGHT
NEED TO LEAVE THAT TO THE MIDNIGHT MARVEL ML: I WONDER IF HE’S GOT SOME OF
THAT EXTRA BURGER THAT WAS LEFT
IN THE RING? FROM THE PREVIOUS MATCH BC: COULD BE SLIPPING
ON SOME GREASE ML: HE GOT UP, HE
DID A FINE JOB! BC: AND HE CHARGES IN!
AND HE’S TAKEN RIGHT DOWN BY DAMIAN DRAKE ARM DRAG TAKEDOWN THERE AND THERE’S A DROP KICK AS DAMIAN DRAKE LOOKING A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS
THAN WE’RE USED TO SEEING FROM HIM HE WAS ANGRY BECAUSE
I LIED ABOUT HIS WEIGHT BY A POUND. HE TAKES HIS
WEIGHT VERY SERIOUSLY AS DAMIAN DRAKE GRABS THAT SIDE HEADLOCK AS HE HAS CERTAINLY ADDED SOME MUSCLE
SINCE HIS DEBUT A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO GOES FOR THE BACKSLIDE
HERE, ONE, TWO! AND NEARLY SHOCKS CORBIN ML: THE SCREAM THAT ROCKED
THE WRESTLING WORLD! FROM DARIN CORBIN, ONCE OF
MY FAVORITES, BY THE WAY. BC: BUT MORTY, TAKING A
LOOK AT DAMIAN DRAKE HOW CAN YOU DISCOUNT
HIS PHYSIQUE? HE’S REALLY PACKED
ON SOME MUSCLE! ML: I HAVE NOT ARGUED WITH
HIS PHYSIQUE! FOR HIS SIZE, HE’S IN GREAT, GREAT
PHYSICAL SHAPE! IT’S JUST THAT HIS SIZE
IS 106 LBS, NOT 105 LBS. BC: AND HE’S GOING TO SEND HIM SHOULDER-FIRST AND I DO BELIEVE IT CONNECTED
WITH THAT RING POST NO PADDING OR PROTECTION THERE SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE COULD
BE DONE BY DARIN CORBIN NOW HE PUTS HIM IN POSITION, GOES FOR THE SUPLEX UP AND OVER ML: THAT WAS A NICE
SUPLEX, DID YOU THINK? BC: VERY WELL EXECUTED
BY DARIN CORBIN GOES FOR THE LATERAL PRESS ONLY GETS A TWO COUNT YOU LIKE DARIN CORBIN, OR
YOU HATE DARIN CORBIN, YOU CAN NOT DISCOUNT
HIS TECHNICAL ABILITY AS HE CERTAINLY KNOWS
HOW TO GET IT DONE INSIDE THAT SQUARED CIRCLE. ML: AND THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH
CORBIN, AGAIN, A CLOSE PERSONAL
FRIEND, IS SOMETIMES RATHER THAN GOING FOR THAT PIN, HE WOULD LIKE
TO DO A LITTLE SHOWBOATING THAT’S AN EXAMPLE RIGHT THERE HE COULD’VE GONE FOR THE COVER! BC: NOW MORTY, IF I RECALL JUST
A FEW WEEKS BACK ON OUR PROGRAM YOU SUGGESTED DARIN CORBIN MIGHT’VE GAINED A FEW POUNDS ML: I MIGHT HAVE.
BC: YOU MIGHT HAVE! AS CORBIN… ML: I’M NOT GOING
TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH ANY FURTHER
COMMENT, BLAKE… NEXT THING YOU’RE GOING TO SAY
I’VE PUT ON WEIGHT! AND I
HAVEN’T! BC: CORBIN, PUTTING THAT BOOT RIGHT TO THE BACK
OF DAMIAN DRAKE AND NAILS HIM RIGHT
THERE WITH THAT “GINGERBREAD MUD SLIDE” ML: I LIKE GINGERBREAD. MUD SLIDE DRINKS… OH, WE CAN’T
TALK ABOUT THOSE KIND OF DRINKS BC: THAT’S STEP ONE,
MORTY! ML: BAD, BAD… BC: NOW HERE COMES STEP TWO!
COULD BE THE “RED SCARE!” AND HE KICKS HIM RIGHT
IN THE TEMPLE! AND HE’S TOO BUSY POSING RIGHT NOW,
BUT DARIN CORBIN COULD BE CAPITALIZING
AND GETTING THE WIN ML: AS A VETERAN, HE SHOULD KNOW
BETTER! I’M REALLY SHOCKED TO
SEE CORBIN TAKING HIS TIME AND
BEING SO LACKADAISICAL BC: CRUCIFIX! AND DRAKE NEARLY STEALS IT! HE WALKS RIGHT INTO
THAT LARIAT THERE NEARLY TURNED INSIDE
OUT BY CORBIN! ANOTHER COVER, AND
ONLY A NEAR FALL BUT DARIN CORBIN IN CONTROL RIGHT NOW AGAINST THE MIDNIGHT MARVEL ML: I’VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
BY WATCHING THE OFFICIALS OF THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION, NONE OF THEM KNOW
HOW TO COUNT CORRECTLY! THEY COUNT FAST
SOMETIMES, SLOW SOMETIMES THEY’RE COUNTING VERY SLOW
WHEN CORBIN IS TRYING TO COVER DAMIAN DRAKE! BC: WELL IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH
POWER AROUND HERE, WHY DON’T YOU GO HIRE YOUR OWN OFFICIALS! ML: NOW THAT’S AN IDEA!
BC: THAT IS AN IDEA! ML: I LIKE THAT IDEA! BC: AS DRAKE HITS
HIM WITH THE ENZIGURI! ML: ARE YOU AVAILABLE? BC: I’M
SITTING HERE CALLING THE ACTION! ML: I DIDN’T MEAN NOW! BC: AS DRAKE, MEASURING HIM UP CHARGES IN WITH THE ELBOW! AND A FLYING FOREARM DAMIAN DRAKE TRYING TO
PICK UP SOME MOMENTUM NOW GETS OUT OF THE CORNER AND SENDS CORBIN SCURRYING RIGHT INTO THAT
BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AND NOW DAMIAN DRAKE GOES IN AGAIN WITH A BIG SPLASH LOOK AT HIM POP RIGHT
BACK UP, MORTY! AND A “SLING BLADE” AND CORBIN GOES RIGHT DOWN! ML: DRAKE ALSO IS
NOT FOLLOWING UP AS CORBIN WAS NOT FOLLOWING UP BC: AND DAMIAN DRAKE,
LOOKING OUT TO THE GREAT FANS HERE IN PORTLAND LOOKING FOR HIS NEXT MOVE,
HE’S MEASURING HIM UP NOW CHARGES IN THE CORNER! AND THERE’S A CLOTHESLINE! SCOOTS THE OUTSIDE IT COULD BE TIME FOR SOME “SWIFT JUSTICE!” HERE HE GOES! AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO
THE “GINGER SNAP!” ONE! TWO! THREE! RA: YOUR WINNER OF THE CONTEST DARIN CORBIN! SO DARIN CORBIN HAD THE “SWIFT JUSTICE” SCOUTED TURNED IT INTO THE “GINGER
SNAP” OUTTA NOWHERE! AND DARIN CORBIN, ONCE AGAIN PICKS UP A WIN HERE AT THE WCWC! ML: AS HE SHOULD!
HE’S THAT GOOD! I’M A POET. AND I KNOW IT. BC: AS THIS APRIL
FOOLS’ EDITION ROLLS ON MORTY, COMING UP NEXT, OUR FIRST OF TWO CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES, AS THE
WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN CHALLENGE THE BONUS BOYZ
FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES! BUT COMING UP NEXT ADAM THORNSTOWE,
HE’S STANDING BY IN THE BACK WITH CHRISTY OLSON! CO: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME MY
GUEST, ADAM THORNSTOWE WHO SUFFERED A BRUTAL ATTACK LAST WEEK AT THE HANDS
OF THE WRECKING CREW ADAM, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? AT: BEAT UP, CHRISTY.
I’M ALWAYS BEAT UP. I’VE BEEN BEAT UP FOR TWO YEARS BY THE WRECKING CREW!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? ADAM THORNSTOWE GETS RIGHT
BACK UP AND HE PUTS HIS FIST RIGHT DOWN YOUR
THROAT EVERY TIME! GRAPPLER! YOU WANT TO CARRY ME
OUT ON A STRETCHER WITH YOUR
BOYS? WELL THAT’S FINE! BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN’T DEFENDED THAT PACIFIC NORTHWEST
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN FOREVER! WELL, I GOT AN IDEA! YOU AND ADAM THORNSTOWE, ONE
MORE TIME! YOU PUT THE TITLE ON THE LINE! AND PUT THAT TITLE ON THE LINE IN A STRETCHER MATCH! AND WE’LL SEE WHO
THE REAL MAN IS! CO: AND WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! RA: …AND IS FOR THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST,
THE CHALLENGERS HITTING THE AIRWAVES FROM THE NEON CITY THEY ARE THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN! BC: ALRIGHT MORTY, OUR FIRST
OF TWO CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES TONIGHT, THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN WHO JUST A LITTLE OVER A MONTH AGO RETURNED TO THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION, AND NOW THEY GET ANOTHER CRACK
AT THE BONUS BOYZ! ML: OK… AND WILL THEY HAVE
THE SAME RESULTS? WITH THE BONUS BOYZ
RETAINING THE TITLE? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO! BC: THE BONUS BOYZ IN THE
MIDST OF THEIR THIRD REIGN AS WCWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. JACK MANLEY AND REMY
MARCEL, FORMER TWO TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS,
LOOKING TO ADD THAT THIRD REIGN HERE TONIGHT, AND I COULD TELL YOU WHAT –
JUST ABOUT ALL THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ON
THE EDGE OF THEIR SEAT IN ANTICIPATION OF A
POTENTIAL TITLE CHANGE! RA: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THEIR OPPONENTS KATE CARNEY PRESENTS FROM CATCHAFED COUNTY THEY ARE THE WCWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE BONUS BOYZ! BC: CLUTCH KUCERA SUGAR BROWN ML: OH! THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
RIGHT THERE, KATE CARNEY! BC: AND OF COURSE, THE
LOVELY, AND DEVIOUS, KATE CARNEY! ML:
OH, YOU DON’T… SHE’S NOT DEVIOUS,
SHE’S GORGEOUS! NOT DEVIOUS! BC: WELL ONE THING SHE ALSO
IS, MORTY, IS SUCCESSFUL! BECAUSE WHETHER IT BE ETHAN HD AND THAT LEGACY TITLE,
OR THE BONUS BOYZ AND THOSE TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS, SHE IS CERTAINLY IN
THE THICK OF THINGS EVER SINCE DEBUTING
HERE AT THE WCWC BACK IN 2016! ML: CAN’T
ARGUE WITH THAT! AND SHE’S GORGEOUS! BC: CERTAINLY CAN’T
DISCOUNT THAT AS WELL ML: ALTHOUGH… YOU STILL HAVE NICER TEETH. BC: I GUESS I CAN TAKE ONE UP IN THIS SITUATION, BUT I DON’T
HAVE CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD AS HER MEN LOOK TO LEAVE THE
JACKSON ARMORY TONIGHT STILL THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS LAST WEEK, I OFFERED
YOU A CHANCE TO HAVE A NEW TAG TEAM PARTNER
IN MR. TUBBS, YOU TURNED IT
DOWN! YOU COULD HAVE
CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD! BC: I DON’T WANT TO COMPETE IN
THE RING! I’M CALLING THE ACTION FOR THE GREAT FANS ALL
AROUND THE WORLD! ML: IF YOU CHANGE YOUR
MIND, LET ME KNOW! BC: AS WE’VE GOT
A BIG FIGHT FEEL HERE, OF COURSE, MORTY,
IN OUR MAIN EVENT TONIGHT WE DO KNOW
GANGREL AND RICKY GIBSON IN THEIR THIRD MATCH IN JUST OVER A
LITTLE OVER A MONTH ML: GANGREL WANTS THAT
LEGACY TITLE, DOESN’T HE? BC: FOR THAT LEGACY TITLE AS YOU SEE DAVE
JACKSON HOLDING THOSE CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS UP HIGH ML: SURPRISED HE CAN GET
HIS HANDS UP THAT HIGH THEY WEIGH A LOT! NOT HIS HANDS, THE LEGACY BELT
– I MEAN, THE TAG BELTS! PARDON ME, I GOT LEGACY ON THE
MIND HERE FOR THAT NEXT MATCH! I SHOULDN’T BE LOOKING AHEAD! THAT MUCH BC: ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BEFORE THIS MATCH BEGINS, WE’RE
GOING TO GO TAKE A QUICK
COMMERCIAL BREAK WHEN WE COME BACK, THE ENTIRE WCWC TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH IN IT’S ENTIRETY! BC: ALRIGHT LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE BACK HERE ON THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION! BLAKE CHADWICK
ALONGSIDE MORTY LIPSCHITZ! TAG
TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE! NO COMMERCIAL
BREAKS HERE, MORTY! WE’RE BRINGING IT TO
YOU IN ITS ENTIRETY! ML: THAT’S LIKE…
FROM START TO FINISH? BC: YES. ML: WITH NO
COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTIONS. CAN YOU PROVE THAT
WILL BE THE CASE? BC: I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY OUR
PRODUCERS, WE JUST TOOK OUR LAST COMMERCIAL
BREAK OF THIS SEGMENT AND WE ARE GOING TO
HEAD FULL STEAM HERE FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS.
WE’VE GOT SUGAR BROWN REMY MARCEL STARTING THINGS OUT AND THESE TWO TEAMS AGAIN, KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ONE ANOTHER, COMPETED ALL
UP AND DOWN THE WEST COASTS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR TAG TEAM TITLES IN MANY ORGANIZATIONS HEADLOCK TAKE OVER BY REMY MARCEL AND YOU REALLY HAVE TO GIVE
IT TO THE GENTLEMEN, MORTY OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS,
BASICALLY STARTING FROM THE BOTTOM,
WORKING THEIR WAY UP AND THEY ARE HERE, BUT
YOU HAVE TO THINK IN THE BACK OF THEIR MINDS A HUGE LOSS LAST WEEK TO
THE CAN-AM EXPERIENCE! AND WILL THAT WEIGH HEAVILY ON THIS MATCH TONIGHT?
POTENTIAL CONFIDENCE ON MANLEY AND MARCEL ML: AND IF THEY GOT
A LOSS LAST WEEK, WHY ARE THEY GETTING A TITLE
SHOT THIS WEEK? EXPLAIN THAT ONE TO ME, BLAKE CHADWICK! BC: WELL THE TITLE MATCH
WAS ALREADY SET BEFORE LAST WEEK’S MATCH WENT
DOWN, BUT RIGHT NOW THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN
CLEARING THE RING OF THE BONUS BOYZ AND
MANLEY AND MARCEL STANDING TALL RIGHT NOW IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! ML: MAYBE STANDING TALL IS YOU KNOW, THEY’RE NOT
EXACTLY THE TALLEST GUYS THEY’RE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE RING AND NOW THEY’RE
OUTSIDE THE RING! BC: AND STEREO
SLINGSHOT PLANCHAS TO THE OUTSIDE! THEY LAY OUT BOTH OF THE BONUS BOYZ!
KATE CARNEY STARTING TO GET FRUSTRATED
AS I DON’T BELIEVE SUGAR BROWN AND CLUTCH KUCERA EXPECTED THIS TYPE OF ONSLAUGHT FROM THE CHALLENGERS HERE AS MANLEY SENDS SUGAR BROWN BACK INTO THE RING HERE, THE
TWO LEGAL MEN IN THIS ONE AS THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN LOOKING TO MAKE
HISTORY AND REGAIN THE TAG TITLES DIVING BACK ELBOW BY JACK MANLEY HOOKS THAT OUTSIDE
LEG, ONE, TWO! AND A QUICK NEAR FALL THERE ON SUGAR BROWN THE FORMER BOXER WHO CALLS HIS FIST, “SWEETNESS” ML: I WOULD NOT NOT BE IN THE… WOULD WANT TO BE IN THE
WAY OF “SWEETNESS” AT ANY TIME, ANY
PLACE, ANY WHERE. IT LOOKS DEVASTATING! IN FACT I’M SO SHOOK UP THINKING
ABOUT IT, I CAN’T TALK! BC: AS REMY MARCEL TAKING A LITTLE WALK DOWN
THE OLD-SCHOOL ROUTE! AND SUGAR BROWN CATCHES HIM WITH A POWERSLAM COMING OFF, MAKES THE QUICK
TAG TO CLUTCH KUCERA AND THE FORMER FOOTBALL PLAYER LAYS IN A TACKLE RIGHT THERE AND HE’S USED TO
GETTING PANCAKED AS A DEFENSIVE LINEMAN BUT HE COMES BACK THE OTHER WAY AND TAKES OUT REMY MARCEL IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW
TO GET DOWN DIRTY IN THE TRENCHES, IT’S
ONE CLUTCH KUCERA! ML: AND HIS PARTNER,
SUGAR BROWN! THEY BOTH WILL DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN AND RETAIN THOSE TITLES AND I, IT, SOME OF THE STUFF
THEY PULL IN THIS RING PARDON ME, SOME OF THE
THINGS THEY DO IN THE RING BECAUSE KATE CARNEY NEVER INTERFERES, OF COURSE… BC: A BEAL OUT OF THE CORNER,
AS HE’S LOOKING FOR THE COVER ONE! TWO! AND THEY ALMOST
RETAIN THE TITLES WITHOUT THE HELP OF KATE CARNEY ML: SHE’S THERE
FOR SUPPORT ONLY! BC: AND MORTY, AGAIN,
WHETHER YOU LIKE THESE GUYS OR YOU DON’T… NOW WAIT, HE’S
PUTTING HIM IN POSITION HERE ML: I LIKE THE BONUS BOYZ! BC: THEY CALL THIS “THE
HUMAN PUNCHING BAG” CLUTCH HAS HIM IN
THE FULL NELSON AND HERE COMES SUGAR BROWN WITH
A LITTLE BIT OF “SWEETNESS” AND HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE [CROWD CHANTS “HEY
FRO! LET’S GO!”] BC: THERE’S A SUPLEX BY SUGAR BROWN, ONE, TWO! AND A NEAR FALL, BUT AGAIN WHETHER YOU LIKE THESE
GUYS OR YOU DON’T THE BONUS BOYZ HAVE BEEN A TAG
TEAM FOR JUST OVER TWO YEARS AND FOR A TEAM THAT HAS TEAMED TOGETHER
LESS THAN 1000 DAYS VERY, VERY VETERAN ML: THEY’VE BEEN WRESTLING
TOGETHER MORE THAN TWO YEARS ONLY TWO YEARS HERE BUT THEY’VE BEEN AROUND A FEW
YEARS IN THE WRESTLING
COMMUNITY, BLAKE! BC: AT LEAST HERE IN
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ML: WELL THEN CLARIFY WHAT
YOU’RE SAYING. DON’T MISLEAD THE
FANS! BC: THE GO-BEHIND BY REMY MARCEL TRIES THE OKANA ROLL CLUTCH PUTS ON THE BRAKES! AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT
WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! AND KUCERA HERE TRYING TO CAPITALIZE THEY COULD BE
RETAINING THE TITLES BUT JACK MANLEY BREAKS THINGS UP AND KEEPS THE GENTLEMEN ALIVE! AND REMEMBER WE HAVE
GONE TO OUR LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK
OF THIS MATCH UP WE WILL STAY HERE
UNTIL THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST ML: WELL I’LL STAY
HERE THEN TOO. IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE
HERE, I’LL BE HERE. BC: YOU MIGHT AS WELL.
ML: LET’S DO IT! BC: UNLESS MY NEW BROADCAST
COLLEGUE COMES… ML: I HAVEN’T SEEN
HIM OR HER YET. BC: KATE CARNEY TRYING TO
SHOUT SOME INSTRUCTIONS TO CLUTCH KUCERA AND HE’S MET WITH A SUPER KICK! CLUTCH IS DOWN! MARCEL IS DOWN! THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
HANGING IN THE BALANCE HERE ON THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! BOTH MEN DESPERATELY TRYING TO
MAKE THE TAG TO THE FRESH MAN! MARCEL NEARLY IN THE
GENTLEMEN CORNER THERE’S THE ENZIGURI! DOWN GOES CLUTCH! HE MAKES THE TAG TO SUGAR BROWN! BUT HERE COMES JACK MANLEY! JACK MANLEY’S A HOUSE OF FIRE! HE’S TAKING RIGHT
TO SUGAR BROWN! HE’S GOING TO SEND
HIM FOR A RIDE REVERSE BY SUGAR BUT A FLYING
FOREARM THERE BY MANLEY! HE TAKES HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN! JACK MANLEY A HOUSE
OF FIRE HERE! AND THERE’S THE SPINE BUSTER! DOWN GOES CLUTCH! AND MANLEY AND MARCEL LOOKING TO PICK UP SOME STEAM JACK MANLEY CALLING FOR IT NOW A SERIES OF PUNCHES! [CROWD COUNTS ALONG] THAT HAS SUGAR BROWN REELING! THE IRISH WHIP REVERSAL INTO THE OPPOSITE
CORNER! NOBODY HOME! AND HERE WE GO! TORNADO BULLDOG NO! WELL-SCOUTED
THERE BY SUGAR BROWN AND HE CHARGES IN! EATS THE BOOT OF MANLEY! MARCEL NOW, TAGGED BACK IN AND HERE WE GO! COULD BE THE “MAGNUM OPUS!” SUGAR BROWN SAW IT COMING NOW WAIT A MINUTE! CLUTCH
KUCERA PULLS JACK MANLEY OUT! AND THERE’S A LITTLE
BIT OF “SWEETNESS” FOR REMY MARCEL! DAVE JACKSON TURNS AROUND, TWO! THREE! AND THE BONUS
BOYZ RETAIN THE TITLES! RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH UP AND STILL WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! THE BONUS BOYZ! ML: NOW LET ME ASK
YOU, BLAKE CHADWICK, DID YOU SEE IN ANY
WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM THE INTERFERENCE QUOTE UNQUOTE BY KATE CARNEY? BC: NO
INTERFERENCE BY KATE CARNEY, BUT MORTY! MORTY! WHO IS THAT?! WHO IS THAT?! ANOTHER FEMALE! AND SHE’S TAKING IT
RIGHT TO KATE CARNEY! THE BONUS BOYZ! THE GENTLEMEN ARE GOING
AT IN ON THE OUTSIDE! BUT RIGHT IN THE CENTER
OF THE RING, MORTY I DO BELIEVE WE’VE
GOT A CAT FIGHT! ML: THIS IS NO
APRIL FOOL’S JOKE! BC: IT CERTAINLY ISN’T! RIGHT THERE ON YOUR
TELEVISION SCREENS COMING TO LIFE! KATE CARNEY ATTACKED BY THIS WOMAN THE CROWD APPROVES! ML: WAIT A MINUTE,
I’VE SEEN HER! I KNOW… I THINK
I KNOW WHO SHE IS! BC: I HAVE NO IDEA, MORTY,
CAN YOU ENLIGHTEN THE FANS? ML: I… SHE’S…. CHANGED A BIT…. BUT
I BELIEVE THAT’S ALLIE PARKER! BC: ALLIE PARKER?! ML: SHE’S FROM LAS VEGAS,
I BELIEVE, SO SHE’S SEEN THE BONUS
BOYZ AND THE GENTS AND MAYBE SOMETHING
SOMETHING HERE BC: I’VE DEFINITELY HEARD THE
NAME ALLIE PARKER IN THE PAST! ML: I THINK THAT’S HER! BC: AS SHE BLOWS A KISS TOWARDS KATE CARNEY! AND YOU HAVE TO
THINK THE SITUATION BETWEEN THE BONUS
BOYZ, KATE CARNEY, AND THE WHIRLWIND GENTLEMEN THE ISSUES HAVE JUST
RAMPED UP A FEW NOTCHES HERE AT THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER FROM SANTA CRUZ CALIFORNIA HE IS THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR GANGREL! ML: AND HE IS LUCKY TO BE
THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! VERY, VERY LUCKY, BLAKE,
IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT IT! BC: AND IF YOU GO BACK JUST SEVEN DAYS AGO,
THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR KNOCKING OFF THE RETURNING CALEB KONLEY IN A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR
THE LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP WITH A LITTLE BIT
OF A TWIST, MORTY THE TIME LIMIT RAN OUT AND JEFF AKIN, OUR BRAND NEW AUTHORITY FIGURE HERE AT THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION COMES OUT, ADDS FIVE MORE
MINUTES, AND BASICALLY SAYS “WE’RE NOT GOING
OFF THE AIR UNTIL THIS MATCH IS OVER!” GANGREL WAS ABLE TO
PICK UP THE WIN, AND NOW HE HAS HIS THIRD
CHANCE AT THE ROCK GOD! ML: IF YOU RECALL,
THAT I SAID, “LUCKY” YOU SAID IT RIGHT THERE. BC: AS GANGREL, COMING
OUT HERE, LOOKS TO HAVE SOME NEW GEAR AS HE KNOWS THIS COULD BE TIME TO ONCE AGAIN BE THE
LEGACY CHAMPION BC: AS THE LEGENDARY
VAMPIRE WARRIOR AGAIN ML: JUST SAY IT.
JUST SAY IT! “OLD” BC: I’LL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT. ML: WELL HE IS OLD!
WE’VE ESTABLISHED HE IS 300-400 YEARS OLD! BC: AS HE’S LOOKING FOR A
SECOND REIGN AS LEGACY CHAMPION RA: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HIS OPPONENT IS THE CURRENT WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION LEGACY CHAMPION! WITH JANIS HE IS THE ROCK GOD RICKY GIBSON! ML: MY BABE! BC: WELL MORTY…
ML: WELL NOT RICKY! BC: I FOUND OUT… THAT JANIS IS ACTUALLY A MALE! ML: WELL, WHAT… WHY IS…? WHY IS IT NAMED, “JANIS”? BC: APRIL FOOLS! ML: HA HA HA…. WELL I’VE GOT A
LITTLE APRIL FOOL’S PRESENT FOR
YA… BC: WELL, WE STILL HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME
REMAINING IN OUR EPISODE AS I’M STILL WAITING FOR
MY NEW BROADCAST COLLEGUE TO MAKE HIS WAY OUT HERE ML: DON’T… DON’T
SEE ANYBODY… UM… BC: AS WE COULD BE
ON THE CUSP, THOUGH, OF SOMETHING THAT’S
FAR FROM A JOKE! AND THAT’S A BRAND
NEW LEGACY CHAMPION! ML: GOD I HOPE NOT! BC: AS THE ROCK GOD,
LOOKING TO PLAY ANOTHER POWER BALLAD HERE AT THE JACKSON ARMORY ML: JUST TAKE GOOD
CARE OF JANIS! BC: AS GANGREL HAS BEEN WAITING A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE ROCK GOD AND IT’S PUT UP OR SHUT UP TIME NOW FOR RICKY GIBSON ML: HA, I WISH YOU’D SHUT UP! THAT’S A GOOD ONE MORTY!!! HMM… SORRY. GOT A LITTLE
EMOTIONAL THERE. THOSE TEETH WERE SHARING SHINING SO BRIGHTLY IN MY FACE I WAS MOMENTARILY BLINDED.
THAT HAD TO BE IT. BC: I’M SURE THAT’S
WHAT HAPPENED… AS OUR REFEREE HOLDS THAT
CHAMPIONSHIP BELT UP HIGH ML: LET’S SEE IF THIS GUY
CAN COUNT CORRECTLY! BC: AND YOU CAN SEE THAT
LEGACY TITLE AS HERE WE GO AS RICKY GIBSON TRIES TO
CHARGE IN BEFORE THE BELL BUT GANGREL CUTS HIM RIGHT OFF AND THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR BEATING HIM FROM PILAR
TO POST RIGHT NOW RUNNING HIM ALL AROUND THE RING AND YOU CAN HEAR THAT PATENTED
SHRIEK OF THE ROCK GOD! ML: HE PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THAT SHRIEK! SHREK! OR SHRIEK? BC: AND THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
IN THE OPENING MINUTE HERE I DON’T KNOW IF WE’RE
GOING TO SEE AN ENCORE! I DON’T KNOW IF THERE’S
ANY SET BREAK TONIGHT! AS GANGREL LACING INTO HIM WITH
THAT KNIFE-EDGE CHOP AND AGAIN THE HIPLOCK TAKE
OVER OUT OF THE CORNER JUST TOSSING RICKY GIBSON NEARLY
THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY ACROSS THE RING! ML: GANGREL IS BIG AND STRONG,
I WON’T DENY THAT AT ALL, BLAKE. BC: CERTAINLY CANNOT TAKE THAT
AWAY FROM THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR. ML: YOU ARE STILL
BLAKE, AREN’T YOU? BC: YES, I’M BLAKE! ML: YOU
WEREN’T REPLACED BY ANYBODY,
WERE YA? BC: AS GANGREL, LOOKING
TO PULL RICKY GIBSON OUT OF THE CORNER HERE GIBSON HOLDING ON FOR DEAR
LIFE ON THAT TOP ROPE! AND YOU CAN HEAR THE
SUPPORT OF THE CROWD! AS GANGREL, TOYING AROUND WITH THE ROCK GOD, PULLS HIM OUT! AND DROPS HIM RIGHT ON
THE BACK OF HIS NECK! AND HE’S LOOKING TO MAKE
SHORT WORK OF RICKY GIBSON! ML: ARE YOU SAYING
RICKY GIBSON IS SHORT? BC: HE’S NOT SHORT! HE’S GOT
TO FINISH THE MATCH QUICKLY! ML: YOU SAID “SHORT WORK” BC: AS GANGREL LOOKS FOR THAT RUNNING POWERSLAM PERHAPS AND HE NAILS IT! OFF THE ROPES! AND THERE’S THE PATENTED
CORKSCREW ELBOW DRIVES THAT POINT OF THE ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART
OF THE ROCK GOD ML: AND THE ROCK GOD
HAS A LOT OF HEART! HE SHOWS IT TIME AND
TIME AGAIN IN THE RING! BC: RICKY GIBSON LOOKS LIKE HE’S
TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF THE RING RIGHT NOW… ML: WELL, HE’S GOT
HEART GOING IN THE WRONG
DIRECTION BUT HE’S GOT HEART! BC: I DON’T THINK HE WANTS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE VAMPIRE
WARRIOR RIGHT NOW! AND GANGREL PUTTING HIM IN
POSITION FOR THAT “IMPALER” AND THAT WAS ALMOST A
TRIGGER FOR RICKY GIBSON! AS HE SLIDES RIGHT OUT OF THE
RING AND HE GRABS JANIS! WAIT A MINUTE! OH! AND RICKY GIBSON TAKES JANIS THE BASE OF THE GUITAR RIGHT TO THE THROAT OF GANGREL! THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE
IT! AND THAT CREATES AN OPENING FOR THE
LEGACY CHAMPION! ML: I HOPE JANIS IS OK AFTER
THAT… THAT HORRIBLE BEATING SHE JUST TOOK! BC: AS JANIS BEATS THE THROAT OF GANGREL AND NOW THE CHAMPION IN CONTROL OF THE
CHALLENGER HERE RICKY GIBSON, ONCE AGAIN UTILIZING ALL FIVE SECONDS BEFORE HE HAS TO BREAK AND RICKY GIBSON POUNDING AWAY ON THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR HE’S TIED UP IN THE ROPES,
AND REMEMBER, MORTY, ML: I REMEMBER MORTY! BC: ONE THING THAT RICKY GIBSON DOES HAVE IN HIS FAVOR
– A DISQUALIFICATION OR A COUNT OUT WOULD KEEP THE TITLE
AROUND HIS WAIST ML: HE HAS A THIRD THING
IN HIS FAVOR – YOUTH! SPEED, ENDURANCE AND SKILL! BC: COMES OFF THE TOP
WITH A CLOTHESLINE! ML: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
LIKE I WAS TELLING YOU! BC: IMPRESSIVE MOVE RIGHT
THERE BY THE ROCK GOD BUT YOU TALKED ABOUT YOUTH, THE
ONE THING THE VETERAN HAS THERE IS RICKY GIBSON DID
NOT HOOK THE LEG AND THAT MIGHT HAVE
JUST COST HIM! [REFEREE COUNTING] ML: I WOULD SAY THAT GIBSON WAS PRETTY
MUCH IN CONTROL… OH! LOOK AT THAT UGLY FACE! BC: THE REFEREE ADMINISTERING
THAT COUNT. OF COURSE, GIBSON
HAS 5 SECONDS TO BREAK. BUT IN THIS SITUATION AGAIN, I DON’T THINK RICKY
GIBSON WOULD BE TOO UPSET IF HE WAS DISQUALIFIED ML: NO, AS YOU SAID, HE
WOULD RETAIN THE TITLE HE COULD MAKE IT
SHORT AND SWEET! GET DISQUALIFIED AND
GO HOME THE CHAMP! BC: WE KNOW WE WOULD
HAVE ONE UPSET VAMPIRE! ML: BUT THAT WOULD BE BENEATH
RICKY GIBSON, BEING THE STELLAR
CHAMPION THAT HE IS! …WITH JANIS! BC: AND GIBSON, GOING
BACK TO WORK HERE ON GANGREL, TIED UP
IN THAT MIDDLE ROPE AS GANGREL IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT
HIS FACE RIGHT THERE THE FRUSTRATION
STARTING TO SET IN AS RICKY GIBSON,
INFLICTING MORE DAMAGE AND GANGREL MIGHT HAVE
BEEN ANTICIPATING AS GANGREL LOOKING TO GET OUT
OF THE CORNER HERE AS THE ROCK GOD GRABS THAT ARM AND RICKY GIBSON HAS GANGREL IN THE CORNER AND HE’S POUNDING AWAY ON HIM IN OUR MAIN EVENT HERE OF OUR APRIL FOOLS
EDITION OF THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION AND MORTY, IT SHOULD
ALSO BE NOTED IN JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS OUR 150TH EPISODE OF THE WCWC! ML: THAT WOULD BE
LIKE ALMOST 3 YEARS! BC: THAT WOULD BE ALMOST
3 YEARS! EXCELLENT MATH. ML: AND YOU’VE ONLY
BEEN HERE FOR A MONTH. TWO MONTHS. MONTH… HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN WITH US? FIVE
WEEKS? SIX WEEKS NOW? BC: WELL
IF YOU COUNT THIS TENURE, AS THE PLAY-BY-PLAY BROADCASTER IT’S BEEN A LITTLE OVER A MONTH. ML: YOU MEAN YOU
WERE HERE BEFORE? BC: I HAVE BEEN. ML:
WHAT DID YOU DO HERE? BC: I WAS THE FORMER RING
ANNOUNCER. YOU KNOW THAT QUITE
WELL! ML: I DIDN’T NOTICE! BC: AND GANGREL, THE FORMER
LEGACY CHAMPION, ONCE AGAIN LOOKING TO ADD ANOTHER
REIGN TO HIS RESUME HE’S GOING TO SEND GIBSON FOR A
RIDE, DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE
CLOTHESLINE AND THERE’S THE POWERSLAM! DID NOT WORK AGAINST
CALEB KONLEY LAST WEEK BUT IT WORKS HERE
AGAINST RICKY GIBSON! BUT GANGREL NOT CAPITALIZING NOW,
MIGHT BE A MISTAKE AND NOW LOOKS TO BE SETTING HIM UP
FOR THAT “IMPALER” DDT WE KNOW HOW MUCH THE MOVE DDT MEANS HERE IN THE
PACIFIC NORTHWEST ML: HOW MUCH DOES IT MEAN? BC: IT’S BEEN A STAPLE
HERE FOR MANY DECADES! FROM A SNAKE TO A VAMPIRE AND GANGREL CHARGES IN THERE’S THE BULLDOG
OUT OF THE CORNER ML: NO, BULLDOG’S THE
ANNOUNCER HERE… BC: AS GANGREL LOOKING TO FINISH
THINGS OFF HERE, MORTY ML: APRIL FOOLS! BC: IT COULD BE PUT UP OR
SHUT UP TIME FOR RICKY GIBSON AND JANIS! ML: NO, NOT JANIS! AND NOT, NO… RICKY’S GOING TO PULL THIS OUT,
BUT DON’T HURT JANIS! PLEASE! GANGREL, LEAVE JANIS ALONE! BC: AS THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR CALLING FOR IT AGAIN RICKY GIBSON KNOWS ALL
ABOUT THAT “IMPALER” GANGREL GOES FOR THE OKANA ROLL AND RICKY GIBSON AS HE
PUTS ON THE BRAKES! KICKS HIM RIGHT
BETWEEN THE KNEES! ML: IT WAS ACCIDENTAL, I’M SURE. BC: NOW HE’S GOING FOR JANIS! DRIVES THE GUITAR SHOT, INSTEAD THERE’S THE “IMPALER!”
GANGREL HITS IT! HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG! ONE! TWO! THREE! WE’VE GOT A
NEW CHAMPION!!! RA: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH UP AND NEW!!! WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION LEGACY CHAMPION! THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR GANGREL! BC: NOT ONCE NOT TWICE, BUT THE THIRD TIME IS A CHARM! THERE’S NO APRIL FOOLS ABOUT IT, MORTY! GANGREL, YOUR BRAND
NEW LEGACY CHAMPION! ML: OK, I WILL CONGRATULATE THE OLD VAMPIRE HE’S DONE IT AGAIN. SOMETIMES THIS GUY
JUST AMAZES ME AS A VAMPIRE, AN OLD
VAMPIRE, HE DOES WELL! HE WON THE BELT! I’D LIKE TO SEE RICKY
GIBSON GET IT BACK, BUT WHO KNOWS… BUT REAL
QUICK, BEFORE WE SIGN OFF YOUR APRIL FOOLS GIFT IS BACK IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM.
THAT’S ALL I’M SAYING. BC: I’LL HAVE TO FIND
THAT LATER. AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, JEFF AKIN MIGHT BE JOINING ME ON SOME ONLINE EXCLUSIVE BROADCASTS! SO I WILL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO CALL SOME MATCHES
WITH JEFF AKIN! ML: LUCKY YOU. BC: SO, NONETHELESS,
THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR NO MATT STRIKER BEING
PAID OFF WITH AN ENVELOPE NO JANIS INTERFERENCE GANGREL HAS OFFICIALLY REGAINED THAT
LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP AND NOW IS GOING TO
ENJOY HIS SECOND REIGN WHAT A WAY TO END
THIS WEEK’S EPISODE! ML: YOU KNOW, I’D LIKE
TO SAY GOODNIGHT TO YOU BUT I MAY GO TO YOUR
HOTEL ROOM FIRST AND GET YOUR GIFT. BC: NONETHELESS, FOR MY
BROADCAST COLLEGUE, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ I AM BLAKE CHADWICK,
WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION! ML: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

13 thoughts on “E148: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV

  1. Here's a horrible April Fools joke: A title match happens. The challenger wins the title, but it was revealed that it was a non-title match.

  2. Whatever happened to good Portland Wrestling this I cant even watch this as you guys are not willing to come wrestle in coos bay oregon even thou big money has been offered to you guys but not only that i dont see you on kptv 12 anymore or a great sponsor like tom peterson and where is Don Coss why wont you take the right deal i know that people have offered to open up their pocket books in access of a half o million dollars to have you tour the northwest yet you wont return our calls

  3. Striker always looks great, love how he shows his package off. Must be fun to be in the ring with that rubbing all over you.

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