E141: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV

E141: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV


[THEME MUSIC PLAYING] [CROWD CHEERING] RA: FROM CHARLOTTE, NC CALEB KONLEY! CK: I HATE YOUR GUTS MIKEY! MIKEY! YOU ARE LIKE THE BIGGEST COCKROACH I’VE EVER MET! YOU JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY… TONIGHT… I SQUASH YOU FOR GOOD! KK: KRIS KLOSS AND MORTY
LIPSCHITZ AT RINGSIDE WELCOMING YOU ALL TO THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION! ONE ON ONE ACTION! WE’RE GOING
TO KICK IT OFF THIS WEEK CALEB KONLEY AND MIKEY O’SHEA!
OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT A HISTORY THESE TWO HAVE WITH ONE ANOTHER. MO: HEY CALEB… YOU’RE RIGHT. I AM A COCKROACH. BUT NOT JUST ANY COCKROACH… A NEW YORK COCKROACH! LET’S DO THIS! KK: THE BIG MAN, MIKEY
O’SHEA, HITTING THE RING! WELL WE SAW THESE TWO NOT TOO LONG AGO…
DON’T FORGET, GUYS, BOTH… BOTH THESE MEN ONCE HELD THE TAG TEAM TITLES IT WAS IN THE SUMMER OF 2014 AND ALSO THEY SWAPPED THE LEGACY TITLE BACK AND FORTH! AND CALEB CALEB HAS WON THE
LAST TWO ENCOUNTERS THESE GUYS HAD WITH ONE ANOTHER EXCUSE ME… ML: I AM STILL NOT SURE WHY
MIKEY DOESN’T LIKE CALEB. KK: WHY HE DOESN’T LIKE HIM?
GIVE ME A BREAK! ML: WHAT HAS CALEB
REALLY EVER DONE TO HIM, OTHER THAN BEAT HIM? AND THAT’S PART OF WRESTLING!
SOMEBODY WINS, SOMEBODY LOSES! KK: WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTNER,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ… WHEN YOU HAVE
A FRIEND SOMETHING YOU KNOW
VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU DO NOT TURN
YOUR BACK ON THEM! ML: I THINK MIKEY TURNED
HIS BACK ON CALEB! KK: UGH! OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A VERY SHORT MEMORY! RIGHT NOW, MIKEY O’SHEA WITH CALEB KONLEY RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM. VERY SMART, BREAKS THE
COUNT, RIGHT THERE. BUT RIGHT NOW, FANS, THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE! AS
IT’S ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, BUT
STAY WITH US FANS! MORE ACTION WHEN WE COME BACK! KK: FANS, WE ARE BACK! THE ACTION FINALLY GETTING
BACK INTO THE RING! I AM SITTING NEXT
TO MORTY LIPSCHITZ. THIS IS KRIS KLOSS AT RINGSIDE! ML: WHILE WE WERE AWAY ON
COMMERCIAL BREAK, CAN YOU
BELIEVE WHAT MIKEY O’SHEA DID
TO CALEB KONLEY?! KK: WHAT DID HE “DID”
TO CALEB KONLEY? OH! NICE! ML: HE DID SOMETHING
BAD OUTSIDE THE RING. I CAN’T DISCUSS IT,
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW! BUT IT WASN’T VERY PRETTY.
AND IT WASN’T FAIR! AND IT WAS PLAYING DIRTY! AS MIKEY O’SHEA TYPICALLY DOES! KK: DON’T BELIEVE
WHAT YOU HEAR, FANS, OF MORTY LIPSCHITZ OF
THE RINGSIDE AREA! OH!!! INTO THE STEEL POST! AND ONTO THE CONCRETE
FLOOR GOES MIKEY O’SHEA! I DON’T BELIEVE THAT HE KNOWS WHAT HIT HIM, RIGHT THERE! AND, REFEREE NOW COUNTING O’SHEA CALEB SAYING, “HURRY
UP! COUNT! YEAH!” YEAH RIGHT! DID YOU SEE THAT? JUST THAT SICKENING THUD! YOU HEARD WHEN O’SHEA’S HEAD HIT THAT RING POST O’SHEA, A BIG MAN IN HIS OWN RIGHT.
SO AGILE, THOUGH! FOR HIS SIZE! CALEB KONLEY, THOUGH,
WAITING FOR THAT OPENING CK: HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO BEAT YOU UP?! KK: AS O’SHEA ROLLED
BACK INTO THE RING. INTO THE WAITING
AND WILLING HANDS OF CALEB KONLEY. ML: “THE WAITING AND
WILLING HANDS”? IS THAT A NEW COUNTRY SONG
THAT I’VE HEARD ABOUT LATELY? KK: EH, WAYLON JENNINGS MAYBE
YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT? I DON’T
KNOW… ML: I WON’T SING.
KK: THANK YOU!!! ML: THAT’S TEMPTING, BUT I WON’T
SING. KK: I JUST ATE… SO… THANK YOU. UH OH!
LOOK AT THIS NOW! REVERSE KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
FROM CALEB KONLEY. ML: AND LOOK AT MIKEY O’SHEA LOOKS LIKE IT DIDN’T PHASE HIM!
KK: NOT AT ALL!!! BUT YOU KNOW THESE ARE
PHASING KONLEY RIGHT NOW! SHOWING THEIR APPROVAL,
THE FANS HERE! FROM PILLAR TO POST A HEAD OF STEAM!
NO! JUST MISSED. A LITTLE TOO SLOW, RIGHT THERE, FOR THE QUICKNESS
OF CALEB KONLEY. NICE ROLL-UP! NO! ONLY TWO. ML: AND HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE TO WIN THE MATCH, KRIS KLOSS? KK: IT TAKES THREE… ML:
VERY NICE. KK: OH, STOP IT!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?
PSH… YEAH RIGHT… DON’T FORGET, FANS, ONCE AGAIN, THESE TWO ONCE HELD
THE TAG TEAM TITLES TOGETHER HERE IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION A STORIED RIVALRY A STORIED… STORY! BETWEEN THESE TWO INCREDIBLE ATHLETES.
AND NOW IT’S ALL COMING TO BLOWS, RIGHT HERE, IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION IN OUR OPENING BOUT. ML: AND OBVIOUSLY, WHAT
HAPPENED WITH THAT WHOLE… THAT WHOLE MESS… IS MIKEY
O’SHEA TURNED HIS BACK ON CALEB KONLEY. BECAUSE EVERYBODY
HERE KNOWS THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED! AND CALEB HAS GOTTEN EVEN SINCE! KK: I DON’T THINK SO, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ. I DON’T THINK SO
WHATSOEVER. ML: I DO, KRIS. THAT’S
EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! KK: WELL, BUT RIGHT NOW,
WE SEE CALEB KONLEY IN THE RING, HAVING HIS WAY WITH THE BIG MAN, MIKEY O’SHEA. AND I GOTTA TELL YOU
RIGHT NOW, IF O’SHEA DOES NOT MOUNT SOME
SORT OF OFFENSE HERE IT’S GOING TO BE LIGHTS OUT! ALL OVER FOR HIM. IN MY ESTIMATION.
BUT O’SHEA IS NOT DONE YET! NICE KICKS RIGHT THERE. AND, YOU GOTTA THINK,
BOTH THESE MEN KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL SO ADVANCED, IF YOU WILL, GOING INTO A MATCH LIKE THIS…
OH, NICE BOOT RIGHT THERE! …AND
YOU CAN TELL, KONLEY, HIS GAMEPLAN HIS METHOD, HERE IS ALMOST LIKE A… LIKE A… LIKE A SCIENTIST! TAKING A 5TH GRADE UH… SCIENCE TEST! THESE GUYS JUST KNOW
EACH OTHER SO WELL! AND THEREFORE THE MATCH, GOING
BACK AND FORTH RIGHT NOW! NICE, HUGE POWERSLAM FROM MIKEY O’SHEA! …ONLY TWO. ML: AND IT TAKES
HOW MANY TO WIN? KK: VERY FUNNY, LIPSCHITZ! ML:
AND DID MIKEY GET THAT MANY? KK: NO!!!! ML: OK. KK:
THE MATCH CONTINUES OF COURSE! AND RIGHT NOW! WE’VE GOT O’SHEA! RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS
CALEB KONLEY. THIS MATCH, TEETER TOTTERING NO SURPRISE, THOUGH.
NO SURPRISE. TEETER TOTTERING BACK AND
FORTH WITH THESE TWO. DUCK UNDERNEATH NOW…
ML: NO… NO NO… I THINK KONLEY… KK: OH!!!
ML:…EXCEPT FOR THAT LITTLE
NIGHTMARE, KONLEY’S, I THINK, HAD THE
ADVANTAGE IN THIS MATCH, FROM WHAT I’M VIEWING. KK: SPINEBUSTER
FROM HELL, RIGHT THERE! FROM MIKEY O’SHEA.
THE SHEER POWER JUST IMPLANTING HIM INTO THAT MAT! NOT SLAMMING HIM, HE PLANTED HIM IN THERE! OH, WHAT IS HE DOING NOW? KONLEY WITH THAT RING ATTENDANT TOOK HIS CHAIR KONLEY ML: THAT GUY’S ON
PAYROLL. HE SHOULD BE STANDING UP ANYWAY! KK:
OH REALLY? ML: YEAH! KK: RIGHT NOW,
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE OF THESE GUYS IS
GOING TO BE STANDING LONGER IF THAT CHAIR
COMES INTO PLAY! AND NOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE
MATCH TEETER TOTTERING BACK AND FORTH…
NOW IT’S KONLEY HANGING UP THERE! ML: BUT SHOWING
ATHLETICISM WHILE DOING IT! KK: HE’S TRYING TO KEEP
HIS BALANCE, OBVIOUSLY. UH OH! WAIT A MINUTE! HE’S GOT THAT CHAIR! AND
I DON’T KNOW IF THE REFEREE GOT INADVERTENTLY
HIT RIGHT THERE. YOU COULDN’T REALLY
TELL…. WAIT A MINUTE! IT’S NOW A… IT’S… THIS IS, ONCE AGAIN, A “PICK ‘EM” RIGHT HERE! WHO’S
GOING TO GET THE CHAIR?! THE POWER, RIGHT
THERE, FROM O’SHEA! REF: WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU’RE DOING?! THAT’S IT!!! RIGHT THE BELL!!! KK: REFEREE, GRABBED
THE… WAIT… OH! [BELL RINGS] KK: NO!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST…? COME ON!!! KONLEY HAD THAT CHAIR! CK: HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!!! RA: YOUR WINNER OF THE
MATCH BY DISQUALIFICATION CALEB KONLEY! KK: OBVIOUSLY, THIS WAS A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE! IT WAS KONLEY WITH THE CHAIR, BUT WHEN THE REF TURNED
AROUND… I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! FANS, WE’LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE WCWC ACTION! STAY WITH US! RA: THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER ERIC RIGHT! HE IS ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY RICHARD SYNCYR! KK: WELL, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE BACK! ML: TWO OF MY FAVORITE
NEW PEOPLE, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. I LOVE THESE GUYS! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT
ERIC RIGHT ORIGINALLY I ADMIT THAT. AND HIS TONIC KIND OF FOULED ME
UP, BUT THESE TWO HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER! LOOK AT THEM! BROTHERS AT HEART! BROTHERS FOR REAL!
BROTHER FOR LIFE! THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. KK: THE GENTLEMAN
BRAWLER, ERIC RIGHT AND RICHARD SYNCYR! UNBELIEVABLE FANS! IF YOU SAW WHAT
HAPPENED LAST WEEK IN THAT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH TO DETERMINE THE LEGACY CHAMPION UNBELIEVABLE! RA: FROM SALEM, OR MARCUS MALONE! KK: ERIC RIGHT! I NEVER WOULD’VE THOUGHT THAT…
OH COME ON!!! AH, THIS IS… THIS IS HOW DEGRADING!
HOW HUMILIATING IS THIS! ML: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, I AM NOT SURE I’D WANT TO BE IN
MARCUS MALONE’S SHOES RIGHT NOW… WHAT
DO YOU THINK, KRIS? IT’S A… HE’S GOING
UP AGAINST A CHANGED AND REFORMED ERIC RIGHT! KK: I HAVE TO AGREE.
I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE IN THE SHOES EITHER.
ESPECIALLY WITH THIS ALLIANCE THIS NEW ATTITUDE!
AND THIS ALLIANCE WITH RICHARD SYNCYR THIS MAN, RICHARD
SYNCYR, WAS COMING UP TO THE RING WEEK
AFTER WEEK AFTER WEEK DISTRACTING ERIC RIGHT,
BOTHERING ERIC RIGHT! INTERFERING IN ERIC
RIGHT’S MATCHES! WHEN IT DIDN’T BENEFIT ERIC RIGHT! ACTUALLY
HELPED HIM TO LOSE A COUPLE OF MATCHES!
INJURED HIM! AND IT WAS ERIC RIGHT
THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS… JUST… IN HIS… DISAPPROVAL… OF RICHARD SYNCYR,
WEEK AFTER WEEK, AND THEN LAST WEEK, AGAIN, FANS! IT WAS IN THAT
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH THAT WHEN ADRIAN MATTHEWS,
MR. ADRENALINE, AND ERIC RIGHT, WENT TO GET SOME JUSTICE FOR THEMSELVES, IT WAS A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE! IT WAS ERIC RIGHT
ALIGNING HIMSELF WITH RICHARD SYNCYR! AND
ATTACKING ADRIAN MATTHEWS! AND NOW APPARENTLY THESE TWO ARE ALIGNED
WITH ONE ANOTHER! IN A VERY, VERY DISRESPECTFUL AND
DISGUSTING MANNER! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT,
STILL, MORTY LIPSCHITZ!!! ML: IT’S A FAMILY WAY,
AND LOOK AT THE NEW AND IMPROVED ERIC RIGHT! LOOK AT HIM! HE
IS JUST TAKING IT TO MARCUS MALONE! KK: AND LOOK AT RICHARD SYNCYR!
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF STUFF HE WAS DOING TO ERIC RIGHT! NOW
ALIGNING HIMSELF WITH HIM! I STILL JUST
DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS! ML: HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU AS I THINK I MENTIONED
LAST WEEK, MAYBE SOMETHING WAS
PLANNED TO HAPPEN THIS WAY? WE DON’T KNOW THAT FOR
A FACT, OF COURSE… KK: BUT
WHAT IS IT?! KK: WHAT’S GOING ON?! AND…. ARE THERE STILL
PLANS IN EFFECT?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING
ON HERE, MORTY LIPSCHITZ?! ML: VERY SIMPLY. FAMILY
TAKES CARE OF FAMILY! KK: THEY SAY BLOOD IS
THICKER THAN WATER! AND OBVIOUSLY SO IF THAT’S THE CASE
BETWEEN THESE TWO! AS ERIC RIGHT, TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS IN THE RING! YOU KNOW, YOU SAID
EARLIER… WAIT… ONE! TWO! ONLY TWO RIGHT THERE. YOU SAID EARLIER,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ, THAT IT WAS THE NEW AND IMPROVED ERIC RIGHT FIRST OFF, I NEVER THOUGHT
I’D HEAR THE WORDS “NEW AND IMPROVED”
AND “ERIC RIGHT” IN THE SAME SENTENCE! ML: OH, BUT HE’S
CHANGED! HE’S FINALLY SEEN THE WAYS OF THE WORLD!
THE WAY TO SUCCEED IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!
IS TO DO WHAT HE’S DOING! YOU WIN AT ALL COSTS! YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE DO
TO WIN, IT’S THAT SIMPLE! KK: DID YOU SEE THAT KNEE
RIGHT TO THE SKULL?! I MEAN, RELENTLESS, NOW! THIS IS A NEW ERIC RIGHT! CHOKING HIM EARLIER! YOU NEVER SEEN….
YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT “A GENTLEMAN” AS FAR
AS I’M CONCERNED! YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
THE WORD, “GENTLEMAN” ML: OH NO, HE’S STILL
A GENTLEMAN BRAWLER. HE’S JUST… HAD A LITTLE
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, NOT THAT I KNOW ABOUT THAT, OF
COURSE, SPECIFICALLY, BUT… KK: MARCUS RIGHT, THOUGH,
DON’T FORGET, FANS! I KNOW THE BIG STORY
IS WHAT’S GOING ON WITH ERIC RIGHT AND THIS “RICHARD
SYNCYR” CHARACTER, BUT DON’T FORGET, OF THE
HEART, THE DETERMINATION OF MARCUS MALONE! AND THIS MAN CAN
GET THE JOB DONE AS WELL! AND THE FANS DEFINITELY WANT
TO SEE HIM DO SO! AGAINST THE “NEW AND IMPROVED” ERIC RIGHT! MARCUS MALONE, A HOUSE OF FIRE! RIGHT NOW! AND MAYBE ERIC RIGHT WILL GET WHAT HE
DESERVES THIS WEEK! THE PIN! …ONLY
TWO, RIGHT THERE. NEAR FALL. WHAT A MATCH UP THIS IS, ONE ON ONE! COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STYLES BETWEEN THESE TWO. OPEN FIST, HE SAYS. LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING
FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! JAWBREAKER INSTEAD! I DON’T
THINK SO, ERIC RIGHT! GETTING A BIRD’S EYE VIEW FROM THE VANTAGE POINT
OF RICHARD SYNCYR AND MARCUS MALONE, NOT
HAVING NONE OF IT HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS WHAT THAT GUY’S ALL ABOUT… OH NO! ML: OH YEAH! KK: WHAT WAS THAT? ML: AN OOPS! KK: AN OOPS?! ML: THAT’S
A WRESTLING TERM. AN “OOPS” KK: OH, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH… AND NOW, OH NO! HOLDING… WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE! OH, WAIT A MINUTE! THE POTION! THE TONIC! HE’S DRINKING IT!!! ML: NOT THAT HE NEEDS
IT ANYMORE, BUT IT WILL ADD A LITTLE BIT OF
EXCITEMENT TO THE MATCH, I’M
SURE. [CROWD BOOING] KK: YOU KNOW, MORTY LIPSCHITZ,
BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HE WOULD
DRINK THIS AND THE FANS WOULD GET
EXCITED FOR THIS, NOW THEY JUST THINK… THEY
DON’T WANT TO SEE THIS! THIS IS… THIS IS JUST AWFUL! ERIC RIGHT ALIGNING HIMSELF WITH OH!!! HE SPIT IT
RIGHT IN THE EYE! HE GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE! WHO KNOWS WHAT’S IN THAT STUFF?! OH NO!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!
WE SAW IT LAST WEEK! PILE DRIVER!!! BANNED IN 14 STATES! THAT HAS GOT TO DO IT! GOING FOR THE PIN! LATERAL PRESS! REFEREE DOWN! ONE, TWO! THAT IS IT! IT’S OVER! RA: THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER ERIC RIGHT! KK: ERIC RIGHT, VICTORIOUS! AND YOU CAN ALSO THANK
RICHARD SYNCYR! THIS NEW… …FACTION… IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO
MAKE OF THIS, FANS! DON’T FORGET! THE
TAG TEAM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE! THE LEGACY TITLE IS ON THE LINE! COMING UP! SO FANS, DON’T GO AWAY! PLUS, WE HAVE A STREET FIGHT!
ALL THAT ACTION FROM THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! RG: ADRIAN MATTHEWS, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM AT
THE OPEN OF A SHOW FOR THE OPENING ACT BUT RIGHT NOW, YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE MAIN ATTRACTION! THE ROCK GOD! THE LEGACY CHAMPION! THIS ISN’T CHIPPENDALES
DANCIN’, SON! THIS IS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! CO: WELOME BACK TO THE WC! I’M WAITING FOR
SYNCYR AND ERIC RIGHT WHO’S HOT OFF OF ACTION WITH… ERIC! ERIC! WC OFFICIALS HAVE PLACED THE TONIC UNDER REVIEW! THEY’RE DISCUSSING THE LEGALITY OF IT! ER: [LAUGHS] YOU THINK
I’M WORRIED ABOUT THAT? COME ON! HEY, WHY DON’T YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND GO GET BACK IN THE
KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG! RA: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST
IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST,
THE CHALLENGER FROM DENVER, CO MR. ADRENALINE ADRIAN MATTHEWS! KK: ALRIGHT, CHRISTY
OLSON, I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY
MUCH! AND THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING! SHE GOT
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW RIGHT THERE, WITH ERIC
RIGHT AND RICHARD SYNCYR AND APPARENTLY, OUR VERY OWN, THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION’S VERY OWN CHRISTY OLSON, GOT WORD FROM THE FRONT OFFICES HERE IN THE WCWC, THAT WE MIGHT HAVE A BAN OF THAT
POTION, FINALLY! ML: WE’LL FIND OUT… KK: YEAH WE WILL! THE OFFICES… THE
POWERS THAT BE… RA: AND LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, NOW INTRODUCING YOUR REIGNING AND DEFENDING WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION LEGACY CHAMPION! LED TO THE RING BY JANICE HE IS YOUR WCWC LEGACY CHAMPION THE ROCK GOD RICKY GIBSON! KK: SO WAIT A MINUTE!
WHO’S THE CHAMP? GIBSON OR JANICE? ML: OH, JANICE HAS ALWAYS
BEEN CHAMP IN MY BOOK! SHE’S A DOLL! LOOK
AT HER STRINGS! LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL RA…
WELL, NEVERMIND! NEVERMIND ABOUT THAT PART…. KK: LET’S TAKE IT EASY… ML:
AND LOOK HOW WELL TUNED SHE IS! KK: WELL SHE’S OBVIOUSLY
WEARING THE TITLE! ML: LOOKS GOOD ON
HER! KK: “JANICE” ML: LOOKS GOOD AROUND
HER… UH… “WAIST.” KK: WHAT AM I DOING?! NOW I’M
CALLING IT A “HER”… JEEZE…. ML: WELL “JANICE” USED
TO BE A FEMALE NAME LAST I LOOKED. KK: IT’S
NOT A REAL PERSON! ML: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT’S NOT A REAL PERSON?! KK: IT’S A GUITAR! THIS, HOWEVER,
LADIES AND GENTLMEN, IS A MATCH FOR THE
LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP! IT WAS ADRIAN MATTHEWS
IN THAT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, THAT ALMOST CAME AWAY WITH THE TITLE! HOWEVER, RIGHT
THERE, THERE IT IS! THE LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP,
ON THE LINE! AND DESERVEDLY SO ADRIAN MATTHEWS,
GETTING HIS REMATCH. RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT. ML: AND YOU AND I BOTH
THOUGHT HE ACTUALLY MIGHT WIN THAT TITLE IN
THAT THREE WAY. WHICH WAS WHAT WAS SO FUNNY –
WE RARELY AGREE ON ANYTHING! I’M NOT A BIG ADRIAN
MATTHEWS FAN. GOOD LOOKING GUY. CAN WRESTLE. EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD’VE
BEEN WHEN I WAS YOUNG, BUT I THOUGHT HE MIGHT PULL OUT A
VICTORY! AND HE COULD DO IT
TONIGHT AS WELL! KK: WELL, HE WAS THE FAVORITE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GOTTA SAY, I MEAN,
A BIT OF AN UNDERDOG IN MY BOOK, WAS RICKY GIBSON, TO WIN THAT TITLE.
SO I’M GOING TO SAY HE’S AN UNDERDOG
IN THIS MATCH UP! I THINK WE’RE GOING TO SEE
A NEW LEGACY CHAMPION YET AGAIN! A TITLE SWITCH! WE SAW LAST WEEK. I THINK
WE’RE GOING TO SEE A NEW LEGACY CHAMPION
AGAIN TONIGHT! ML: BUT GIBSON HAS SOMETHING THAT MATTHEWS DOESN’T. KK: HUH? ML: GIBSON HAS SOMETHING
MATTHEWS DOESN’T!!! KK: YEAH, WHAT? ML: JANICE! KK: AH! PSH…. “JANICE” A GUITAR?! PLEASE…. ML: SHE’S NOT JUST “A” GUITAR… KK: OH! SHE’S “THE” GUITAR?! ML: NO! SHE’S “JANICE”! KK: OH, GOSH… ML: GET OVER IT!!! KK: RIGHT NOW, ARMBAR APPLIED.
TRIP UP, RIGHT NOW, FROM THE CHAMPION. THE CHAMP… CAN YOU
BELIEVE THAT RING IT HAS? “THE CHAMPION” THE
CURRENT LEGACY CHAMPION. THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON. UNBELIEVABLE! AND NOW, WRIST LOCK APPLIED FROM MR. ADRENALINE,
ADRIAN MATTHEWS MY GOODNESS! DOES HE SMELL GOLD! THIS MAN! HE SMELLS IT! HE TASTES IT! HE WANTS IT! AND HE BELIEVES I WAS TALKING TO HIM THIS WEEK, EARLIER, IN THE LOCKER ROOM AREA ML: HE TALKS TO YOU? WOW… KK: HAD AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH HIM. EXCUSE ME. AND HE WAS SAYING THAT HE
BELIEVES THAT HE IS THE RIGHTFUL CHAMPION, RIGHT NOW! AND
I CAN’T DISAGREE WITH HIM! I BELIEVE HE GOT CHEATED OUT OF IT. I BELIEVE THERE WAS A
LOT GOING ON, NOT JUST FROM RICKY GIBSON, BUT
DON’T FORGET, ERIC RIGHT AND RICHARD SYNCYR! PULLING A FAST ONE,
NOT ONLY IN THE EYES OF THE FANS, BUT WHEN
THEY PULLED THAT FAST ONE AND ALIGNED TOGETHER, IT WAS ADRENALINE THAT GOT
CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT! BUT THE FANS WANT
ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW AND THEY CAN SMELL IT TOO! THEY CAN TASTE IT! THEY CAN FEEL THAT WE MIGHT JUST HAVE ANOTHER
TITLE SWITCH HERE TONIGHT! ML: ARE YOU THROUGH? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU
WERE TALKING ABOUT. KK: NO, WE HAVE THREE MORE
MATCHES AFTER THIS… ML: I DIDN’T MEAN
THAT. KK: OH… WE MIGHT EVEN HAVE
ANOTHER TITLE SWITCH SO, NO, I’M NOT DONE! WE
MIGHT EVEN HAVE ANOTHER TITLE SWITCH! I MEAN, THE TAG TEAM TITLES
ARE ON THE LINE, WITH THE HEAVENLY BODIES AGAINST SINN BODHI AND GANGREL! ML: AND THEN THAT STREET FIGHT
THAT’S COMING UP, THAT WAS JUST
ADDED, WE MIGHT HAVE THE STREETS
CHANGING TITLES! KK: OH MY GOSH! CAN
YOU IMAGINE THAT? ML: WE COULD GO FROM A STREET TO
AN AVENUE! IT’S ALL A
POSSIBILITY HERE! WE ARE WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO
NAMES, REMEMBER THAT, KRIS
KLOSS. KK: OH GOSH!!! AGAIN, I JUST ATE! ML:
WHAT DID YOU EAT? KK: SOMETHING THAT’S GOING TO
COME UP IF YOU KEEP TALKING! OH, LOOK AT THIS! NOW, TO THE CORNER,
GOES THE CHAMPION! THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON HOWEVER, OH, NICE!
BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX RIGHT THERE… OH
OH!!! HO HO HO!!! LOOK AT MR…. AND THAT’S THE ADRENALINE, RIGHT
THERE, MORTY LIPSCHITZ! YOU CAN FEEL THE ADRENALINE NOW! NOT ONLY PUMPING THROUGH
ADRIAN MATTHEWS, BUT ALL THE FANS OUT THERE! SWING AND A MISS, RIGHT THERE! AND NOW IT’S ADRIAN MATTHEWS DELIVERING THAT RIGHT BLOW, OVER HEAD AND NOW A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! ANOTHER ONE!
FROM MR. ADRENALINE! [CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY] KK: HE’S FEELING IT! ML:
FEELING THE ADRENALINE? KK: HE IS! ML: WHO?
MR. ADRENALINE? OR THE ROCK GOD? KK: I THINK MR. ADRENALINE. I
THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING
ABOUT. ML: WELL OF COURSE! HE’S MR.
ADRENALINE HE’LL FEEL THE
ADRENALINE! BUT I THINK RICKY GIBSON IS
FEELING SOME OF THAT ADRENALINE
AS WELL! KK: NOT IN THE GOOD WAY! AND NOW, LOOK AT THIS, UH OH! LITTLE CAT AND MOUSE
OUTSIDE OF THE RING NOW! RICKY GIBSON, FIRST TO GET IN OFF THE ROPES NICE HIPTOSS RIGHT THERE! HE TELEGRAPHED THAT ONE! ML: AND SMARTLY, GIBSON
GOES OUTSIDE TO LET MR. ADRENALINE “DE-ADRENALIZE” KK: YEAH… AND… ML: IS
THAT A WORD? “DE-ADRENALIZE”? KK: “DE-ADRENALIZE”? WEBSTER!
ML: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT! TO CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT. KK: FOREARM SMASH, RIGHT THERE, TO THE BACK OF “SENIOR” “CHAMPION” ML: OOH! KK: THE ROCK GOD. ML: I THINK HE HURT HIS HAND
WORSE THAN HE HURT GIBSON’S
CHEST! ON THAT ONE! KK: I THINK
HE HURT OUR EARS! YOU COULD HEAR THAT ECHO
THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! ML: I THOUGHT THAT WAS
YOU JUST… BREATHING. KK: THANK YOU. ML:
DON’T MENTION IT. KK: UH OH, OH NO! DROP
KICK RIGHT THERE! ML: RIGHT TO THE HEAD! THAT’S NOT GOING TO FEEL GOOD. ADRENALINE OR NOT,
THAT’S GOTTA HURT! KK: AND THEN… ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
YOU COULD IMAGINE THAT… JUST… RANG HIS BELL!
ML: NO, ERIC RIGHT’S NOT HERE! KK: OH, STOP IT! ONE, TWO! HE KICKED OUT JUST IN
THE KNICK OF TIME! RIGHT THERE! BUT
YOU COULD IMAGINE MR. ADRENALINE’S HEAD JUST HAS TO BE RINGING RIGHT NOW THAT BASEMENT DROP
KICK, RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD
AND CONTINUING… AND THIS IS WHERE THE EXPERIENCE COMES INTO PLAY. RICKY GIBSON, LOOKING FOR THAT WEAK
SPOT, RIGHT NOW. GOING RIGHT AFTER THE HEAD MR. ADRENALINE, ADRIAN
MATTHEWS, THE CHALLENGER IN THIS MATCH UP RICKY GIBSON CONSIDERED NOW THE UNDISPUTED, EVEN
THOUGH I DISPUTE IT, HE IS THE UNDISPUTED LEGACY CHAMPION HERE IN THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! ML: SO IF HE’S THE “UNDISPUTED” CHAMP, HOW CAN YOU DISPUTE
IF IT’S UNDISPUTED? KK: WELL, HE’S… ML: I DON’T
UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC, KRIS. EXPLAIN IT TO ME!
EXPLAIN IT TO THE FANS! KK: I AM, I AM GOING TO SAY
THIS, HE… ON THE BOOKS… HE OFFICIALLY IS CONSIDERED THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! ML: “CONSIDERED”?!
KK: YES HE IS! ML: HE IS THE… IT’S
NOT A CONSIDERATION! KK: NO NO, YES! I CAN
HAVE MY OWN OPINION! NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT WAY FROM
ME, JUST LIKE YOU, OR THE FANS! AND MY OPINION IS
HE IS DISPUTED! AFTER WHAT WE SAW LAST
WEEK WITH ERIC RIGHT WITH RICHARD SYNCYR AND ADRIAN MATTHEWS
WHICH JUST… OBLITERATED AFTER THAT MATCH! AND IN THE FASHION THAT RICKY
GIBSON GOT IT? I’M SORRY! TO ME, HE IS, HE’S GOTTA HAVE TO PROVE HIMSELF,
NOT JUST TO ME, NOT TO ME, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ! HE DOESN’T OWE ANYTHING TO ME OR YOU, HE’S GOT TO PROVE IT TO THE
FANS OUT HERE, IN THE ARENA, AND EVERYBODY WATCHING AT HOME! THAT HE IS THE RIGHTFUL
CHAMPION, THE LEGACY CHAMPION OF THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION. ML: WHO HAS THE TITLE BELT?
THAT BEAUTIFUL GOLD AND SILVER AND BRONZE TITLE
BELT? WHO’S GOT IT? KK: [EXASPERATED SIGH] THE ROCK
GOD, RICKY GIBSON DOES, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ. ML: THEN I GUESS HE’S
NOT DISPUTED THEN. KK: NO!!!! IT DOESN’T
WORK THAT WAY!!!! OK, I’M GOING TO CALM DOWN! AND
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST
WEEK! DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL! PLEASE! OFF THE ROPES!
LOOK AT THIS, NOW! RICKY GIBSON! OH MY GOODNESS!!! THERE IT IS! THAT’S
THE ADRENALINE SPIKE! AND THIS HAS GOT TO DO IT! ML: BUT WHY IS HE WASTING TIME?
HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. KK: WHAT IS HE DOING?
GO FOR THE PIN!!! ML: AH, INEXPERIENCE IS
SHOWING RIGHT HERE, KRIS. KK: HE’S GOING UPSTAIRS! HE’S TRYING TO GET THE FANS GOING! WHY?! COME ON! [CROWD CHEERING WILDLY] ML: WELL? KK: HE HIT HIM WITH
THAT ADRENALINE SPIKE! WE’VE SEEN THAT BEFORE! NO!!! COME ON!!! ML: THAT WAS HIS OWN
FAULT FOR WASTING TIME AS YOU SAID, HE SHOULD’VE GONE
FOR THE COVER! HE COULD BE THE CHAMP RIGHT NOW, BUT RICKY GIBSON’S THE SMARTER
OF THESE TWO GUYS! KK: FOR THE PIN! ONE…
WAIT A MINUTE! NO!!! THE FEET WERE ON THE ROPES! ML: WHERE? I DIDN’T SEE IT! RA: YOUR WINNER AND RETAINING
THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP THE ROCK GOD RICKY GIBSON! KK: A ROOKIE MISTAKE TO SAY THE LEAST, AGAIN! WE COULD’VE HAD A NEW LEGACY CHAMPION! HE
WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY HAD IT OUT THERE, AFTER
THAT ADRENALINE SPIKE BUT HE WANTED TO
PUNISH RICKY GIBSON AGAIN, A ROOKIE MISTAKE! FANS, DON’T FORGET!
STILL TO COME HERE TONIGHT, ON THE WEST
COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION WE HAVE A STREET FIGHT! BETWEEN MATT STRIKER
AND ADAM THORNSTOWE AND, OF COURSE,
FANS, THE TAG TEAM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE! AS THE HEAVENLY BODIES CHALLENGE SINN BODHI AND
GANGREL! STAY WITH US! AT: YOU KNOW MATT STRIKER?
A LONG TIME AGO WITH YOU AND THORNSTOWE, IT
STARTED AS RESPECT! BUT IT GOES OUT THE WINDOW! YOU
WANT TO HANG WITH THE WRECKING
CREW? WELL TONIGHT, YOU
TRY AND HANG WITH ADAM THORNSTOWE!
‘CAUSE I’M BEATING YOU ALL OVER THE BUILDING!!! [CROWD YELLING] KK: WAIT A MINUTE! MATT STRIKER! IT’S ADAM THORNSTOWE!
HE’S HITTING THE RING ALREADY! DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE
HISTORY THESE TWO HAVE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS GOING TO BE A WAR! ML: IT’S GOING TO
BE A STREET FIGHT! KK: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
IT IS A STREET FIGHT! DON’T FORGET, FANS! ACTION CAN SPILL ANYWHERE AS IT IS, RIGHT NOW! OUTSIDE THE RING!
INSIDE THE RING! ALL OVER THE ARENA! ANYTHING CAN BE USED! AS YOU SEE, RIGHT
HERE, ADAM THORNSTOWE OH!!! SETTING UP THAT CONE! UH OH!!!!!! THAT CANNOT FEEL GOOD! STRIKER IS DOWN! AND I GUESS… OUT! OH! BROOM TO THE BACK! LOOK AT THIS! UH OH! RIDE ‘EM COWBOY! LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING IAN SUTTON WOULD TAKE PART IN! THORNSTOWE! IT HAS
BEEN ALL THORNSTOWE! HERE, IN THE OPENING OPENING MOMENTS OF THIS MATCH ML: IT’S BEEN ALL STREET FIGHT! KK: LOOK AT THIS! ONTO THE… ONTO THESE… WAGONS! ALL THIS ARENA
EQUIPMENT AND CHAIRS! AND NOW, WHAT DOES THORNSTOWE HAVE IN MIND HERE? OH NO! OH, HE SLAMMED
HIM RIGHT INTO THE WALL! MS: OH, I’LL NEVER
HAVE CHILDREN! KK: THAT STEEL HANDLE! JUST CRASHED AGAINST
STRIKER’S HEAD! AS IT WENT CRASHING… OH!!! LOOK AT THAT! PIT… PIT CITY! ML: SO MY QUESTION IS – ARE
THERE ANY RULES IN THIS MATCH? KK: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ML: HOW DO YOU WIN? HOW DO YOU WIN THIS MATCH? KK: YOU CAN GET PINNED,
BUT JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE! [FAN SCREAMS, “GIVE
HIM A WEDGIE!”] KK: WHAT IS THIS?! HE’S GOING FOR THE…. WHAT
IS THAT? MUSTARD OR KETCHUP?! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! THESE GUYS ARE DOING
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING! ML: WE GOT A NEW NAME FOR…
FOR MATT STRIKER… KK: WHICH IS? ML: “KING
OF THE CONDIMENTS” KK: IS THAT RIGHT?!
ML: I THINK SO! KK: UH OH! RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL INDUSTRIAL SIZED DOOR! [CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY] THAT IS A GIANT STEEL DOOR! HERE AT THE PORTLAND ARMORY! I MEAN THAT TANKS GO IN
AND OUT OF, MY GOODNESS! UH OH! WHAT DOES HE
HAVE IN MIND HERE?! THERE’S A TRASH CAN! HE PLANTED HIM IN
THAT TRASH CAN! AND NOW WHAT?! ML: HE’S GOING FOR A
RIDE, OBVIOUSLY, KRIS! KK: LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH! I DON’T THINK EITHER
ONE OF THESE MEN HAVE BEEN IN A MATCH
LIKE THIS BEFORE! SIGN TO THE HEAD! I DON’T THINK THESE
FANS… I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! [FANS CHANTING “OI, OI, OI”] AN ADAM THORNSTOWE FAN GLADLY LETTING HIM, ALLOWING
HIM, TO USE HIS SIGN AS A WEAPON, IF YOU WILL! AND NOW, CHAIR, PLACED AROUND THE NECK… OH NO! THIS IS DANGEROUS RIGHT HERE! I KNOW IT’S A STREET FIGHT,
BUT OH MY GOODNESS!!! AND OF COURSE,
FANS, DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE HISTORY
BETWEEN THESE TWO IT WAS NOT TOO LONG AGO
THAT THE WRECKING CREW ALONG WITH MATT STRIKER CAME OUT AND BASICALLY KIDNAPPED THE PARTNER OF ADAM THORNSTOWE HAMMERSTONE! LEAVING HAMMERSTONE
TO FEND FOR HIMSELF AGAINST STRIKER,
THE WRECKING CREW, AND NOW IT’S COME TO
THIS! A STREET FIGHT! THIS IS A WAR, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS A WAR! ML: LOOKS LIKE MATT STRIKER
IS ABOUT TO, PROBABLY, TURN THE TABLES A LITTLE BIT
ON ADAM THORNSTOWE, HERE! [FANS CHANTING, “YOU SUCK!”] ML: HE WAS PLAYING A LITTLE
POSSUM THERE, SITTING IN THAT
CHAIR! KK: AND HE FLUNG
IT OUT OF THE WAY AND RIGHT THERE, HIT THE KNEE AND DON’T FORGET
THE LEGS, THE KNEE HAS BEEN INJURED BEFORE. GOING
AFTER IT AGAIN, RIGHT THERE! ML: THAT’S A VETERAN… VETERAN TALKING RIGHT
THERE IN MATT STRIKER! KK: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! THIS IS… THIS IS ABSOLUTELY… OH OH!!! PAYING BACK THE
FAVOR, RIGHT THERE! I HAVE TO SAY MATT STRIKER ML: AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH, A CHAIR FOR A CHAIR?
KK: I GUESS SO! A BROOM HANDLE FOR A CHAIR! SLAMMING HIM, NOW!
RIGHT INTO THAT RING APRON! THAT
UNFORGIVING RING APRON! DON’T FORGET THAT’S STEEL IN A WRESTLING RING RIGHT AT THE EDGE THAT’S ALL THAT IS, IS STEEL, UNDER THAT MAT. NOW, STRIKER, STRIKER UH OH… LOOK AT THIS, NOW. THESE TWO UNFORGIVING, NO LOVE LOSS WHATSOEVER BETWEEN
THE TWO OF THESE MEN RIGHT INTO THAT RINGPOST GOES ADAM THORNSTOWE! AND NOW IT IS ALL
STRIKER AT THIS POINT! ML: BOTH OF THESE GUYS ARE EXPERIENCED IN THE RING WHO IS MORE EXPERIENCED AT AN ODD-BALL MATCH, STREET
FIGHT, LIKE THIS? KK: I’D PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
TO GO WITH ADAM THORNSTOWE! ML: I WOULD GO
WITH MATT STRIKER! KK: I DON’T KNOW, MATT STRIKER
SEEMS A LITTLE TOO, UH… I DON’T KNOW, “CIVIL”
OR “ELITIST”? TO BE INVOLVED IN A
MATCH LIKE THIS. WHEREAS, COME ON, YOU
KNOW ADAM THORNSTOWE IS FROM THE MEAN STREETS
OF RENO, NEVADA AND HE HAS SEEN HIS SHARE OF VIOLENCE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE OF THE WRESTLING RING
THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE! SO I WOULD SAY, DEFINITELY IN A MATCH LIKE THIS THE ADVANTAGE FALLS INTO THE
HANDS OF ADAM THORNSTOWE! WHEN COMPARED TO MATT STRIKER. ML: ONE MAN’S OPINION. I’LL
LET YOU HAVE YOUR OPINION, EVEN THOUGH IT’S WRONG. KK: I THINK STRIKER,
STRIKER HAS HAD MORE OF A SILVER SPOON MEALS IN HIS LIFE THAN ADAM THORNSTOWE I THINK ADAM THORNSTOWE
HAS HAD TO FEND FOR HIMSELF MORESO IN THE STREETS WHEREVER HE HAS TO
DEFEND HIMSELF. UH OH! RINGING YOUR BELL?! ARE YOU KIDDING
ME?! OH MY GOSH!!! OH HOHOHOHOHOHO! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
TO THAT ONE, MORTY LIPSCHITZ! ML: I’M NOT GOING
TO SAY A THING! KK: IS IT OK? ARE WE OK? UH OH! GOTTA CHECK THE
GOODS OUT, I GUESS? OH!!! DISTRACTED HIM! HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS OWN
SELF AND GOT DISTRACTED! ML: WELL CAN YOU BLAME HIM?
AFTER HE GOT HIS BELL RUNG? KK: I GUESS SO! I’D BE
CONCERNED TOO, YES. UH OH! LOOK AT THIS, NOW! THORNSTOWE! PUMMELING NOW! STRIKER! STRIKING HIM! MATT, THAT IS. OH NO! AND A COUNTER, RIGHT THERE!
TALK ABOUT, ONCE AGAIN, THE RING VETERAN,
THAT MATT STRIKER IS. ONCE AGAIN, FANS, WE KNEW THIS WAS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY! WE KNEW THAT THIS WAS
GOING TO BE AN ALL-OUT BATTLE! AN ALL-OUT WAR! THIS IS NOT A WRESTLING MATCH! THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP FIGHT! AND BOTH THESE MEN WANT
TO HURT ONE ANOTHER MORE THAN ANYTHING!
PROBABLY MORE THAN A WIN! ML: AND… WITH NO RULES AND REGULATIONS TO FOLLOW,
THEY CAN DO PRETTY MUCH WHAT THEY WANT! KK: AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND
THIS, I MEAN… I KNOW, I KNOW THIS IS… YOU KNOW… WELL THIS IS PROFESSIONAL
WRESTLING, BUT THIS IS… ALMOST GETTING A LITTLE TOO OUT OF HAND! AS FAR AS SETTLING THESE THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
THESE ATHLETES I MEAN, THE STREET FIGHT… SOME…. IT’S AS IF THESE TWO
CAN’T BE CONTAINED! WHEN IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ONE ANOTHER! STRIKER! GOING UPSTAIRS NOW! DON’T FORGET, THE CHAIR! SET UP ON THE LEG! OF THORNSTOWE! OH, BUT
THORNSTOWE GOT THE BOOT UP! JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME! BUT DON’T FORGET, HE’S GOT A… OBVIOUSLY, NERF, NURSE THAT… THAT LEFT LEG OF HIS!
AND STRIKER’S DOWN! STRIKER IS OUT! ML: BOTH THESE GUYS
HAVE DISHED OUT AND TAKEN AN AWFUL
LOT OF PUNISHMENT! I’M NOT SURE THIS CAN GO ON MUCH
LONGER! SOMEBODY’S EITHER GOING
TO WIN, THEY’RE BOTH GOING TO GET
COUNTED OUT BECAUSE NEITHER CAN
MOVE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING TO HAPPEN HERE! KK: OH NO, A HEAD OF STEAM! BUT
STRIKER MISSES! I DON’T THINK HE
KNOWS WHERE HE IS, RIGHT
NOW! HE IS OUT OF IT! DROPS THE ELBOW
AND MISSES AGAIN! STRIKER ON DREAM STREET
RIGHT NOW, LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS LIKE A… LIKE A BULL FIGHTING RING! AND I THINK STRIKER IS GOING FOR THE RED AND NOT WEARING RED! DDT INTO THE CHAIR! OH NO!!!! ML: THAT’S GOTTA DO IT! I HATE TO SEE THIS, BUT
I THINK THAT’S GOTTA DO IT! KK: ROLL HIM OVER AND
GET THIS OVER WITH! ML: OBVIOUSLY, THORNSTOWE
DOESN’T WANT TO GO FOR THE PIN, HE WANTS TO
DISH OUT MORE PUNISHMENT! KK: I TELL YOU WHAT,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ, THAT HAS GOT TO BE EXACTLY RIGHT, IN THE
MIND OF ADAM THORNSTOWE I’M SURE THAT’S
ALL HE’S THINKING ABOUT! SCUM STOMP!!! TO THE BACK! THIS HAS
GOTTA DO IT, NOW!!! FOR SURE!!! ROLL HIM OVER! THE PIN! IT’S OVER! [CROWD GOES WILD] KK: THAT WAS AWESOME! RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH UP THE KING OF THE INDIES ADAM THORNSTOWE! KK: ADAM THORNSTOWE! WITH A VICTORY! IN THE RING! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY TO HIM, A MORAL VICTORY! A VICTORY OF REVENGE A VICTORY OF RETRIBUTION! ADAM THORNSTOWE PROVING HIMSELF TONIGHT ON THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION AND PROVING HIMSELF TO THE WRECKING CREW! FANS, WE WILL BE BACK, AS
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE ON THE LINE! STAY WITH US! CO: WELCOME BACK TO THE WC! LET’S CATCH UP WITH
ADAM THORNSTOWE NOW HOT OFF OF IN-RING ACTION! ADAM, WHO’S NEXT? AT: WHO’S NEXT? I’LL TELL ‘YA! MATT STRIKER’S DONE, ALL
THE WRECKING CREW’S DONE! MS: I’M NOT DONE YET YOU
SON OF A [EXPLETIVE]!!! COME ON! HA HA! YEAH! G: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? MS: HAVE A DOUGHNUT PAL! OH! [EXPLETIVE]!!! AH: ADAM! ADAM! YOU ALRIGHT?! AT: I’M GOOD… NEXT WEEK, WRECKING CREW… [GROAN] RA: INTRODUCING FIRST,
THE CHALLENGERS AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS FROM THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN IT IS GIGOLO JUSTIN DESIRABLE DUSTIN THEY ARE THE HEAVENLY BODIES! KK: …THROUGH
ATTACKING, AND THEN HAMMERSTONE, COMING FOR
THE… I MEAN, THIS THIS IS NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT! ML: THERE’S A LOT OF WARS GOING
ON RIGHT NOW HERE IN THE WEST
COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION, FOR SURE! KK: TO SAY THE LEAST,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ! BUT RIGHT NOW, WE’VE
GOTTA GET TO THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
ML: WE DO. WE DO! KK: THAT ARE ON THE LINE.
HEAVENLY BODIES IN THE RING AS
WE SPEAK. ML: RIGHT THERE! RA: AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THEIR OPPONENTS THEY ARE THE CURRENT
REIGNING AND DEFENDING WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! FROM SANTA CRUZ, CA THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR GANGREL! AND HIS PARTNER FROM WIZARD BEACH, FL HE IS THE WARLORD OF WEIRD SINN BODHI! KK: THERE THEY ARE
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! YOUR WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! ML: I DIDN’T VOTE FOR THEM! I DIDN’T GIVE THEM THIS HONOR! KK: DOES NOT MATTER,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ! ML: WE HAVE A VAMPIRE
AND A WARLORD OF WEIRD! KK: YES! THEY’RE…
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE ALSO HAVE? WE
HAVE THE CHAMPIONS! ML: OH, FINE. GET
TECHNICAL WITH ME. KK: HA HA! THEY ARE
THE CHAMPIONS! YOU KNOW IT, EVERYBODY
ELSE HERE KNOWS IT. THE HEAVENLY BODIES KNOW IT! THEY DAMN WELL SURE KNOW IT! AND THEY WANT THOSE
TITLES TONIGHT! ML: I’D LOVE TO SEE THEM GET
THOSE TITLES TONIGHT! KK: I’M SURE YOU WOULD, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ, I’M SURE YOU WOULD. WHAT A MATCH UP THIS
SHOULD BE, REALLY! TALK ABOUT A CONTRAST OF STYLE! BETWEEN THE HEAVENLY BODIES,
THE CHALLENGERS DESIRABLE DUSTIN, GIGOLO JUSTIN AND OF COURSE, YOUR
CHAMPIONS, MORTY LIPSCHITZ… ML: NO, THEY’RE NOT MY
CHAMPIONS, KRIS KLOSS… KK: ROCK, PA… ROSCHAMBO
OVER HERE ON THE OTHER SIDE! THIS IS TO DETERMINE…
ONE, TWO… THREE? OH! WE’RE TIED. WE EACH GOT SCISSORS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. ML: HE CHEATED. KK:
HA, THANK YOU! THERE THEY ARE! THE
TAG TEAM TITLES! THEY’RE ON THE LINE TONIGHT IN
OUR MAIN EVENT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. AS IF WE DIDN’T HAVE EVERY MATCH IN THIS… ON…. ON TONIGHT’S TELECAST…
WAS BASICALLY A MAIN EVENT! BUT
THIS IS OFFICIALLY YOUR MAIN EVENT. THE
TITLES ARE ON THE LINE. SINN BODHI LOOKS LIKE,
COULD BE STARTING IT OFF, FOR THE CHAMPIONS,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE GIGOLO JUSTIN! STARTING IT OFF FOR
THE CHALLENGERS THE HEAVENLY BODIES THE TWO SMALL MEN OF THE TEAM… ML: THERE’S NOBODY
SMALL OUT HERE!!! THE REFEREE IS THE
SMALLEST GUY OUT HERE! KK: OF THE TEAM! ML:
THERE IS A TON OF… OF… MANHOOD OUT HERE! KK: ALRIGHT, BUT ONE COULD
BE BIGGER AND SMALLER! I DON’T SEE HOW YOU DON’T
UNDERSTAND THAT…. ML: NOT REALLY…. I NEVER
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING,
KRIS. KK: COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP!
ML: I UNDERSTOOD THAT. KK: OH, THANK YOU. KNEE
TO THE MID-SECTION NOW FROM… ML: I GOT THAT ONE TOO!
KK: OK, GREAT. LET’S SEE IF WE CAN
GET ON A ROLL HERE. …FROM GIGOLO JUSTIN! UH OH! AND NOW, RAMMING HIM! AND THIS IS WHERE SINN BODHI COMES INTO PLAY! THE CRAZINESS! THE GUY THAT JUST DOESN’T CARE! LOOK AT THAT FACE! LOOK
AT THAT CLOTHESLINE! AND LOOK AT THE CHAMPIONS! ML: I DON’T WANT TO
LOOK AT THAT FACE! KK: YOU HAVE TO! YOU WANT TO
CALL THE MATCH, YOU GOTTA LOOK! ML: I’M NOT GOING TO LOOK!
I’LL TURN SIDEWAYS! KK: OH!!! LOOK AT THAT!!!
A LITTLE BALLROOM ACTION! GOING ON THERE, LOOK
AT THAT! HEH HEH HEY! GIGOLO JUSTIN I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT TO THINK RIGHT NOW! THE TAG! GANGREL, NOW! THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR! OH, NICE! ARM DRAG! INTO AN ARMBAR, RIGHT THERE! BEAUTIFULLY DONE! TALK ABOUT THE VETERAN! TALK ABOUT GANGREL, THE ICON! THE LEGEND! AND NOW… ADD TO HIS RESUME TO HIS REPETOIRE ONE HALF OF THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS! AND THEY HAVE SHOWN US SO MUCH! IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS HERE.
DON’T FORGET THAT THAT INSANE WEAPONS MATCH THAT THEY ONCE HAD
WITH THE FORMER CHAMPIONS, THE BONUS BOYZ! AND ALL THE WARS
THAT THIS TEAM HAS BEEN THROUGH! AND YET, ANOTHER OBSTACLE THESE NEWCOMERS THE HEAVENLY BODIES BUT DON’T SELL THESE GUYS
SHORT WHATSOEVER, FANS! DON’T TAKE THEM LIGHTLY
BY ANY MEANS! THESE GUYS DEFINITELY AN ACCOMPLISHED DUO HERE IN THE TAG TEAM DIVISION
OF THE WCWC ML: THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE
MEAN, THEY’RE POWERFUL! THEY’RE TALENTED!
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? KK: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! AND HEY, AND THEY COULD
BE CHAMPIONS ONE DAY! ML: COULD BE TODAY!
COULD BE TONIGHT! COULD BE HERE TONIGHT!
KK: COULD BE! NICE ARMDRAG TAKEOVER,
FROM THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR. GANGREL. AND AGAIN, A VETERAN, GOING
RIGHT AFTER THAT SAME BODY PART THAT SAME MOVE HOWEVER, MAYBE TELEGRAPHING THAT MAYBE SEEING THAT HIMSELF IS GIGOLO JUSTIN, PUTTING HIS HEAD DOWN A LITTLE TOO EARLY,
RIGHT THERE, THOUGH, HOWEVER. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET
A VETERAN LIKE THAT! SUNSET FLIP, TRYING…
OH, NICE TAG! RIGHT THERE! DESPERATION! OFF THE ROPES, OH! HUGE YAKUZA KICK,
RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! ML: THAT’S CALLED
TAG TEAM TEAMWORK! KK: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! ML: BETCHA
I KNOW THAT KIND OF STUFF. KK: CONGRATULATIONS? ML: FORGIVE MY VOICE, THIS HAS
BEEN A LONG NIGHT, AND I’VE BEEN
A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER. BUT I’M GOING TO TRY AND
MAINTAIN THIS THE REST OF THE
MAIN EVENT HERE. KK: ALRIGHT, WELL GET BETTER…
ML: …AND ADD SOME BRILLIANCE! TO THIS COMMENTARY TEAM! KK: THERE’S A DRUG STORE DOWN
THE STREET. GO NOW, THEY’RE
GOING TO CLOSE SOON. ML: THEY’RE A 24
HOUR DRUG STORE. KK: AH, DANG IT, I TRIED FANS. ML: YOU DID. KK: OH, LOOK AT THIS! GANGREL,
HAVING NONE OF IT, THOUGH! ML: WHERE IS DUSTIN? KK: BOTH THESE GUYS TRYING TO
DOUBLE TEAM THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR! STILL, FIGHTING THE
MAN IN THE RING AND OUT OF THE RING! DUCK
UNDERNEATH CLOTHESLINE OH NO! LOOK AT THAT! DESPERATION BULL DOG! RIGHT THERE! COUNTER,
FROM THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR! AND NOW, THESE FANS GETTING SOLELY BEHIND THE CHAMPIONS! TAG! BOTH TEAMS TAG! AND IN THE RING,
COMES JUSTIN AND SINN BODHI, THE WARLORD OF WEIRD! BACK BODY DROP! IN COMES DESIRABLE DUSTIN OH! AND THE HEAVEN… HEAVENLY BODIES GO COLLIDING WITH ONE ANOTHER! WHAT IS THIS?
FIREMAN’S CARRY! UH OH! SINN BODHI! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH! LOOK AT THE POWER! ML: HE’S NOT LIFTING A
LIGHTWEIGHT HERE, I’LL TELL YOU
THAT! KK: ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS A BIG MAN,
IN HIS OWN RIGHT, DESIRABLE DUSTIN! ONE HALF OF THE HEAVENLY BODIES! AND NOW, SINN BODHI WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN MIND HERE? ML: HE HAS NO MIND
TO HAVE A MIND OF! KK: OH, STOP IT, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ! ML: LOOK AT HIM! KK: I SEE HIM! AND I SAW THAT, RIGHT THERE! LAUNCHING DESIRABLE DUSTIN! CLEAR TO THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE RING! AND NOW, TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS TAKING CARE OF BOTH OF THE HEAVENLY BODIES AS
THEY GO COLLIDING ONCE AGAIN! UH OH! IT LOOKS LIKE SINN BODHI, HE WANTS BOTH OF THEM NOW! DOUBLE MONKEY FLIP
OUT OF THE CORNER!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT?! ML: NEVER SEEN IT! DON’T WANT TO
SEE IT AGAIN! HAPPENED TO MY
BUDDIES OVER THERE. KK: UH OH!!! WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!
ML: UH OH, FOR SURE! I DON’T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS! KK: SELF… CHOKESLAM?! SENTON! FROM SINN BODHI! THE COVER! AND NOW TOYING WITH THEM, BASICALLY! IS SINN BODHI! SHOTS RIGHT NOW TO THE HEAD.. UH OH, NO!
FULL NELSON APPLIED. FROM DESIRABLE DUSTIN
OF THE HEAVENLY BODIES! ALL FOUR MEN ARE IN THE RING AND NOW THIS IS
BECOMING A MELEE! AND NOW THEY GO COLLIDING
AGAIN WITH THE BATTERING RAM! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
THE ACTION! ALL OVER THE PLACE! WE’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE! CHAMPIONS! SHOWING WHY THEY’RE
CHAMPIONS, TONIGHT! THE PIN! ONE, TWO! IT’S OVER!!! RA: YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH AND RETAINING THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE VAMPIRE WARRIOR, GANGREL AND THE WARLORD OF WEIRD SINN BODHI! FANS, WE’RE GOING TO BE RIGHT
BACK, BUT WHAT A VICTORY THAT WAS! IN DECISIVE FASHION! FROM THE CHAMPIONS,
GANGREL AND SINN BODHI! ML: WAIT! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! KK: STAY WITH US… WHAT IS IT?!
WAIT A MINUTE! DON’T GO TO COMMERCIAL!
DON’T! PRODUCTION! STAY WITH US! STAY RIGHT HERE! THE BONUS BOYZ! THE FORMER CHAMPIONS! NO!!! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY
WERE HERE THIS WEEK! ML: WELL, THEY’RE
HERE NOW, KRIS KLOSS! KK: GET SOME HELP
OUT HERE! ML: NO!!! LET ‘EM TAKE CHARGE! I LIKE WHAT I’M SEEING! KK: IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THE
BACK, MORE REFEREES PLEASE!!! [BELL RINGING CONSTANTLY] GET THESE GUYS OUT OF HERE!!! THE FORMER CHAMPIONS HOLDING THEIR FORMER TITLES ABOVE THEIR HEADS! [CROWD BOOING LOUDLY] AFTER GANGREL AND SINN BODHI’S SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDING
THEM TONIGHT AGAINST THE HEAVENLY BODIES BUT THE BONUS BOYZ COMING OUT HERE… FANS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! NOW WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK! FANS, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! [STAMMERING] WE’LL
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!! GET THEM OUT OF HERE!!! SB: BONUS BOYZ COMING BACK ALL THE WAY UP! CK: WE’RE GOING TO BE THREE TIME
CHAMPS, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR
NOT! SB: NOT ONE… NOT TWO… THREE TIMES!!! CK: BONUS BOYZ! PUT
RESPECT ON THE NAME!

13 thoughts on “E141: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV

  1. Go away Caleb- saw you fail to get a TNA contract against a bunch of idiots- fucked that up big time! What was with the terrible steampunk (copying Becky Lynch badly) gimmick attempt?! Doesn't look in the slightest bit alternative!

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