E131: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV

E131: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV


[MUSIC PLAYS] G: SO, I KEEP HEARING ALL THESE RUMORS ABOUT A SPECIAL SURPRISE TONIGHT! NOW, ADAM THORNSTOWE HAS SOME SPECIAL MYSTERY
PARTNER COMING. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS SEEN HIM IN
THE BACK? BACK THERE? YOU KNOW WHAT, ADAM THORNSTOWE? WHY DON’T YOU COME ON OUT HERE AND FESS UP TO EVERYBODY THAT YOU GOT NOBODY! MS: YOU GOT NOBODY! KK: THE WRECKING CREW…
THERE HE IS, RIGHT THERE! THE FORMER WCWC WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT… WAIT, WHAT IS IT… [CROWD CHANTING ‘OY OY OY’] KK: LISTEN TO THE FANS, MORTY. LISTEN TO THEM! ML: I KNOW! AT: I CAN’T PROVE IT
WAS YOU WHEN I WAS COMING BACK, BUT I KNOW THE WRECKING CREW HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THIS! AND I PROMISED YOU GUYS
A SURPRISE TONIGHT! KK: SURPRISE? AT: YOU WANT A SURPRISE WHY DON’T YOU COME ON DOWN HERE SEE WHAT THAT SURPRISE IS! KK: LOOK AT THESE
GUYS. THESE GUYS WANT ADAM RIGHT NOW! ML:
CAN YOU BLAME THEM? G: YOU GOT A SURPRISE? AT: YEAH, I GOT A
SURPRISE FOR YOU GUYS. KK: IT’S MIKEY O’SHEA! ML: OH MY GOD! KK:
IT’S MIKEY O’SHEA! WHAT A SURPRISE! A BIG SURPRISE! ML: A GREEN SURPRISE! KK: LOOK AT HIM GO! AND LOOK AT THE
WRECKING CREW GO! GETTING ATTACKED! ML:
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!? KK: OBVIOUSLY MIKEY O’SHEA COMING TO THE AID OF
HIS FRIEND, THE FORMER PACIFIC NORTHWEST CHAMPION! [CROWD CHANTS ‘MIKEY’]
KK: LISTEN TO THIS! LISTEN TO THE FANS! ML: AND THEY SAY THE WRECKING
CREW ARE NOT GENTLEMEN? WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? AT: WCWC, WHILE THAT’S
A HELL OF A SURPRISE, ADAM THORNSTOWE IS TALKING THIS IS HIS SURPRISE! KK: THIS IS HIS SURPRISE?
HE’S GOT ANOTHER ONE? ML: WHAT IS IT? WHO IS IT? OH MY GOD, NO! KK:
WHAT IN THE WORLD!? ML: NO, NO! KK:
WHAT IN THE WORLD! ML: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING! KK: WHAT IS GOING ON!? THATS, THATS… THAT’S HAMMERSTONE! ML: HE WAS A WRECKING
CREW MEMBER! KK: HE WAS! ML: WHAT IS THIS? KK: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!? ML: THIS IS NOT RIGHT! KK: DID YOU EVER
EXPECT THIS TONIGHT!? ML: NO! KK: OR ANY NIGHT!? ML: THIS IS… THIS IS A DISGRACE! A TRAITOR! HE’S A TRAITOR! NOTHING BUT A TRAITOR!
KK: HE’S OBVIOUSLY SEEN THE LIGHT, MORTY LIPSCHITZ!
ML: OH YEAH, WHAT LIGHT? SOME PINK FLASHLIGHT!? KK: I DON’T THINK SO. LOOK AT THE WRECKING CREW! THEY ARE BESIDE THEMSELVES! ML: I’M BEYOND BESIDE MYSELF! KK: HAMMERSTONE! I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE HIM BACK
IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION!
AND LISTEN TO THE FANS! ML: AND ESPECIALLY NOT AS A WRECKING CREW MEMBER! KK: AND LOOK, LISTEN THE BELL! THIS MATCH OFFICIALLY…
I’M STILL CAUGHT UP IN HAMMERSTONE’S RETURN,
BUT WE GOT A MATCH HERE MORTY LIPSCHITZ!
ML: I GUESS WE DO! FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS. OH, I MEAN, I’M SORRY… I’M IN SHOCK! KK: WHO ISN’T!? ML: APPARENTLY HAMMERSTONE’S NOT IN SHOCK! KK: HAMMERSTONE HE HAD TOLD… THIS
REFEREE IS TRYING TO RESTORE SOME ORDER HERE! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HAMMERSTONE HOLDING
ALL THREE TITLES DON’T FORGET HERE IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION!
THE LEGACY TITLE, THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TITLE, I MEAN… UNBELIEVABLE
MORTY LIPSCHITZ! ML: BUT HE WAS A MEMBER
OF THE WRECKING CREW WHEN ALL THAT HAPPENED.
WHEN IT MEANT SOMETHING! KK: THAT’S WHY I CAN’T BELIEVE! ML: I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
WE HAD A CONTRACT AND I DON’T KNOW HOW HE
CAN EVEN BE BACK HERE LEGALLY! KK: WELL WHAT WE’RE
FORGETTING RIGHT NOW, FANS, IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING
US, OF COURSE YOU CAN SEE ON YOUR MONITOR,
ON YOUR SCREEN, THAT HAMMERSTONE IS BACK,
BUT WE HAVE A TRYING TO GET OUT
OF THE SURPRISE HERE, WE HAVE AN UNBELIEVABLE TAG TEAM MATCH RIGHT HERE! YOU GOT BIG JACK
CUNNINGHAM AND MATT STRIKER TAKING ON MIKEY O’SHEA AND YES, YOU HEARD
IT! HAMMERSTONE! KK: CAN’T BELIEVE IT. ML: BIG
JACK IS NOT A LIGHTWEIGHT EITHER I’LL TELL YOU,
HE’S STILL A FORCE TO BE RECKONED
WITH, AS THEY SAY! KK: ABSOLUTELY! WHAT
AN EVENLY MATCHED MATCH THIS IS! WE’VE
GOT TWO BIG MEN IN BIG JACK CUNNINGHAM AND MIKEY O’SHEA, AND
OF COURSE THE SPEED, THE AGILITY, THE
ATHLETIC PROWESS FROM MATT STRIKER… ML: ALSO ALSO THE BRAINS OF MATT STRIKER! KK: THE BRAINS OF MATT STRIKER? YEAH, HE IS NOT
SHY TO ADMIT THAT TO PEOPLE. ML: I AM JUST… I AM SO DISGUSTED! KK:
ALRIGHT CALM DOWN! ML: NO I’M NOT GOING TO CALM
DOWN! KK: YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK
THE MONITOR! WE’VE GOT EQUIPMENT OUT HERE!
ML: I DON’T CARE, I’M GOING TO
BREAK YOUR HEAD! HAMMERSTONE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE
HERE! KK: JUST TAKE IT EASY! ML: NO! I’M JUST… KK: PUT DOWN THE
5-HOUR ENERGY DRINK, RIGHT NOW! YOU DON’T NEED IT ANYMORE!
ML: I NEVER HAD THE ENERGY DRINK! I’M SO ANGRY, I’M LOSING
MY VOICE OVER IT I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO JUST GO
OUT IN THAT RING AND PUNCH HIM
OUT! KK: HOW BAD RIGHT NOW DO THESE FANS WANT TO SEE HAMMERSTONE GET INTO THE RING! BUT RIGHT NOW THE
FUNDAMENTALS JAW BREAKER RIGHT THERE, FROM O’SHEA! REVERSE CHINLOCK STRIKER HAD, BUT STRIKER
TAGGING IN THE BIG MAN BIG JACK CUNNINGHAM, THIS GUY IS A MONSTER! OH MY GOODNESS! FOREARM! NOT JUST A
FOREARM, BUT ALL THAT WEIGHT BEHIND IT! ML:
HE’S GOT TO WEIGH 400 POUNDS PLUS! AND HE MAY LOOK LIKE A
NICE GUY, BUT HE IS TOUGH AS NAILS! KK:
TOUGH AS NAILS TOUGH AS BRICKS! LOOK AT HIS
OUTFIT! THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT HE IS! ML: WELL HE NEEDED
NAILS TO MAKE THOSE BRICKS STICK TOGETHER ON
HIS OUTFIT! KK: OH! I WOULDN’T… I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS LOOK AT THIS, GOING
RIGHT AFTER THE LEG! FANS, THIS TAG TEAM MATCH LOOK AT THIS, OH! ALMOST GOT THE TAG! IN FACT, ONCE AGAIN THE WRECKING CREW EXPLOSIVE! TAG TEAM MATCH RIGHT THERE,
MATT STRIKER IN THE RING FANS! WE’VE GOT TO TAKE
A BREAK RIGHT NOW! THE ACTION CONTINUES
RIGHT AFTER THIS! KK: FANS, WELCOME BACK! TO THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION THIS, OUR OPENING BOUT, HERE THIS WEEK, EXPLOSIVE OPENING BOUT BETWEEN
WRECKING CREW MEMBERS MATT STRIKER AND
BIG JACK CUNNINGHAM TAKING ON, FANS, IF
YOU’VE JUST JOINED US MIKEY O’SHEA AND YES! HAMMERSTONE! THAT
MAN, RIGHT THERE! HAMMERSTONE IS BACK!
IS BACK IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION!
WHAT AN EXPLOSIVE SHOW THIS SHOULD BE THIS WEEK! ML: AND WHILE YOU WERE
AWAY ON COMMERCIAL BREAK, NOTICE WHO WAS DOMINATING IN
THE RING AS THEY HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 4-5 MINUTES! COMMERCIAL BREAK AND ALL! WHO’S
DOMINATING, KRISS KLOSS? KK: I WILL HAVE TO ADMIT YES IT IS THE WRECKING CREW NOT TAKING ANYTHING
AWAY FROM THEM AS O’SHEA TOOK A LOT
AWAY RIGHT THERE FROM MATT STRIKER GETTING THE BOOT UP
IN THE NICK OF TIME. NOW IF HE CAN ONLY MAKE THE TAG! WE SAID IT BEFORE,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ, WATCH THIS PLACE
EXPLODE! I GOT TO SAY WHEN HAMMERSTONE
GETS INTO THE RING. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE HE’S BEEN… GET’S IN!
AND THERE HE COMES! IT’S HAMMERSTONE! OH IS HE BACK! CLOTHESLINE! LOOK AT THAT! HE LOOKS BETTER THAN EVER! ML: WHO’S OPINION
IS THAT? YOURS? OR THE WORLDS? KK:
I THINK THE WORLDS! LISTEN TO THIS! FINALLY FINALLY THE WRECKING CREW HAS TO DEAL WITH SOMEBODY THAT MIGHT JUST HAVE THEIR NUMBER! AND WHO
KNOWS THE WRECKING CREW BETTER THAN HAMMERSTONE? ML: NOBODY! ML: NOBODY! …OVER
HERE WITH THE WRECKING CREW. KK: THAT’S RIGHT!
AND YOU KNOW THEY GOT TO BE SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS
KNOWING THAT RIGHT NOW! GOING FOR THE
PEDIGREE RIGHT THERE NOPE! UH OH! LOOK AT! PUMPHANDLE RIGHT THERE FROM HAMMERSTONE! LOOK AT THAT!
LIFTING HIM UP LIKE NOTHING! OVER AND SLAM! MY GOODNESS! PUMPHANDLE INDEED! ML: HE PULLED HIS HAIR TO PULL
HIM DOWN! THAT WAS ILLEGAL! THE REFEREE NEEDS TO
STOP THIS! I SAW IT! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT!? KK: LIPSCHITZ! ML: COME ON! KK: BIG BOOT
RIGHT THERE, FRONT KICK OH! HUGE SLAM! DID YOU SEE THE STRENGTH?
ML: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY PICK UP BIG
JACK CUNNINGHAM… KK: WHAT A MINUTE! OH COME ON! RING THE… THE BELL’S
OBVIOUSLY RANG. AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY OVER! O’SHEA WRECKING CREW OBVIOUSLY
HAVING ENOUGH OF THIS! ML: CAN YOU BLAME THEM? THEY WERE ATTACKED EARLY ON! KK: LOOK AT THIS.
HAMMERSTONE THOUGH. BIG JACK CUNNINGHAM THEY’RE NOT GOING TO
GET AN EDGE TONIGHT. STRIKER AND CUNNINGHAM GOING RIGHT AFTER THE
RETURNING HAMMERSTONE! [BELL RINGS FURIOUSLY] O’SHEA AND THORNSTOWE! THORNSTOWE GETTING PUMMELED! REMEMBER… ML: BE QUIET! WHY
IS HAMMERSTONE OUT HERE!? WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO
BE OUT HERE!? I AM STILL LIVIDLY ANGRY WITH
THIS! I’M SORRY, THIS THIS IS JUST, THIS BEYOND BEYOND, BEYOND LEGAL! HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THAT
RING, KRIS KLOSS! KK: LOOK AT THIS ATTACK!
THIS ONSLAUGHT! ML: DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
HE SHOULDN’T BE HERE! KK: THIS IS PANDEMONIUM RIGHT
NOW! ML: IT’S DISGRACEFUL! JUST DISGRACEFUL! KK: I DON’T THINK HAMMERSTONE
NEEDS PERMISSION FROM ANYBODY MORTY LIPSCHITZ, I THINK
HE GOES WHEREVER HE DAMN WELL PLEASES! ML: WELL WE’VE GOT A CONTRACT WE’LL MAKE SURE THAT HE
DOESN’T APPEAR AGAIN KK: UNBELIEVABLE! ML: I WILL MAKE SURE! KK: THE WRECKING
CREW’S GOT TO BE VERY LUCKY THAT THEY
INTERFERED… G: YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE PRICE! KK: BECAUSE HAMMERSTONE AND O’SHEA… RA: THE OFFICIAL
HAS RULED THIS CONTEST A DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION! KK: WELL THIS
OBVIOUSLY IS NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT, LOOK AT THIS! ML: NOT EVEN CLOSE!
KK: NOT EVEN CLOSE! AND I CANNOT WAIT
TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HAMMERSTONE GETS HIS HANDS ON THE WRECKING CREW, THE
GRAPPLER, BLANCHARD, AND LOOK AT THIS! ML: I DON’T
THINK THAT HAPPENED THE WAY YOU SAY IT WAS! KK: YOU’RE STILL… THEY’RE NOT LEAVING! IT’S ON WITH SOME OF THESE FANS!
YOU CAN’T, YOU CAN’T BLAME THESE FANS! SO
ENTHUSED AT THE RETURN OF HAMMERSTONE! THIS IS CRAZY OUT HERE! ML: I’M… I’M STILL
IN SHOCK. AND I’M LOSING MY VOICE AND I’LL
GET IT BACK HERE, BUT THIS IS JUST UNBELIEVABLY WRONG! THAT’S IT. KK: YEAH! LOOK AT THAT! ML: I’VE GOT NO… PUT HIS HAND
DOWN! HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO HAVE
HIS HAND RAISED! HE DIDN’T WIN ANYTHING OUT HERE! KK: THORNSTOWE HAMMERSTONE
ML: DID THEY WIN THE MATCH!? DID THEY
WIN THE MATCH!? ANSWER MY QUESTION! KK: THEY…
WOULD YOU RELAX! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! JEEZ! AND STOP HITTING THE TABLE! WOW! I MEAN, I’M… I’M… PAT KELLEY
IN THAT COMMERCIAL IS RIGHT! ALL YOU NEED IS
THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT! THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S WHAT
I’M SITTING ON RIGHT NOW! THIS IS CRAZY! ML: YOU
NEED A CUSHION TOO! [FAN: YOU WERE A
HELL OF A SURPRISE!] KK: HAMMERSTONE, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT LIPSCHITZ!? ML: THIS IS… THIS IS… I’VE GOT TO GO BACK THROUGH ALL THE CONTRACTS
AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS, I’M SORRY!
I’LL BE BACK EVENTUALLY! KK: WOW! WHAT A WAY TO OPEN THIS BROADCAST! UNBELIEVABLE! FANS! MORE ACTION WHEN WE RETURN! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT… CO: HEY THERE WC FANS, CHRISTY OLSON
BACKSTAGE WHERE I WAS LOOKING FOR ADAM THORNSTOWE, MIKEY O’SHEA AND THE RETURNING ALEXANDER HAMMERSTONE! THEY’RE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND,
BUT I DO HAVE AN UPDATE FOR YOU! AFTER
WHAT JUST HAPPENED MIKEY O’SHEA ADAM THORNSTOWE AND ALEXANDER HAMMERSTONE HAVE CHALLENGED
THE WRECKING CREW TO A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH! IT’LL BE A GOOD ONE! AND NOW BACK TO THE RING! RA: JULIAN WHYT! JW: OWEN TRAVERS,
YOU KNOW LAST TIME WE WRESTLED YOU SHOWED ME
SOMETHING I HAD NEVER SEEN
BEFORE. BUT TONIGHT, I’VE GOT A WHOLE
NEW BAG OF TRICKS IN MY POCKET. MT: WE’RE TAKING IT TO THE BANK! AND THAT’S MONEY! KK: OOH! BOY, THOSE WERE SOME WORDS! JULIAN WHYT,
HE’S OBVIOUSLY READY FOR ACTION TONIGHT! BUT OWEN TRAVERS, THE OPPONENT,
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIM. ML: THIS IS GOING TO BE
A TOUGH ONE FOR JULIAN. I’M STILL REELING FROM THAT
FIRST MATCH TONIGHT. I’M SORRY, I’VE GOT MY BLOOD
PRESSURE BACK DOWN TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL. I’VE
PUT THE COFFEE AWAY NO CAFFEINE. OT: OH MAN, WE ARE UP FOR ROUND TWO HERE A THE WCWC OWEN TRAVERS! JULIAN WHYT! GUESS WHAT? WE TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL! BECAUSE THIS IS TRAVERS! RA: OWEN TRAVERS! [CROWD CHEERS] OT: FOLLOW ME! KK: IT’S GOING TO BE
HARD TO PICK THIS MATCH! IT’S PRETTY UH… PRETTY EVENLY ML: IT’S NOT A HORSE RACE!
YOU DON’T PICK A MATCH YOU PICK A HORSE! KK: IT’S HARD
TO PREDICT WHO’S GOING TO WIN. ML: GRANTED, MR. TUBBS IS MORE OF A PENGUIN THAN A
HORSE, BUT… KK: OH! ML: WE’RE NOT GOING
TO… I LOVE MR. TUBBS. HE’S DEFINITELY GOT WORK
WITH SOME OF HIS PROTEGE LATELY, BUT… THIS JULIAN WHYT KID IS PRETTY
TOUGH AND HE’S GOING TO BREAK THAT LOSING STREAK
POOR TUBBS HAS BEEN ON. KK: GET ON THE
WINNING END OF THE PURSE FINALLY, MAYBE… ML: NO! HE DOESN’T CARRY A
PURSE EITHER! HE CARRIES A SATCHEL! KK: YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN! ML: NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! KK:
WELL THAT IS SAD THEN. OWEN TRAVERS LOOK AT THIS GUY!
WHAT AN EXPLOSIVE INDIVIDUAL HE IS HERE IN THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION AND HE IS ON FIRE! AND WHAT A BATTLE
THIS SHOULD BE! ML: I DON’T SEE A
FIRE. YOU KEEP SAYING THESE THINGS THAT MAKE
NO SENSE TO ME, KRIS! KK: METAPHORS! MORTY LIPSCHITZ! METAPHORS!!! ML:
WHERE’S JEFF AKIN WHEN I NEED HIM? KK: OH! ML: WHY
DON’T YOU GO BACK TO THE BEACH OF TIJUANA SOMEWHERE
AND ENJOY YOURSELF KK: CATALINAS, I DON’T
KNOW ABOUT THAT. ML: BUT MY GOOD FRIEND EL JEFE, FROM YEARS AGO, YOU COULD GO HAVE A
CERVEZA WITH HIM! REMEMBER EL JEFE? WERE
YOU HERE FOR EL JEFE? IS THAT BEFORE YOUR TIME?
KK: OH I REMEMBER EL JEFE! ML: YEAH, POOR GUY. WE HAD
ONE… KK: FROM THE MONGOLS? [BOTH LAUGH] ML: THIS IS A MATCH,
CALL THE ACTION! KK: COLLAR AND ELBOW
TIE-UP AND LOOK AT THIS, MOCKING HIM, PUTTING ON TRAVERS HAT AND JULIAN WHYT… HE BETTER WORRY ABOUT TRAVERS,
AND NOT TRAVERS’ HAT! LEG TAKE DOWN RIGHT THERE FROM TRAVERS. ML: I WONDER IF THAT HAT IS
LIKE GRANDMA RIGHT’S TONIC THERE’S SOMETHING IN IT THAT
GIVES YOU… KK: I REMEMBER WHEN
YOU DRANK THAT STUFF! HA HA HA! ML:
OH WE DON’T WANT TO GO BACK, NO! NO! WE’RE NOT GOING BACK THERE,
KRIS KLOSS! KK: [LAUGHS
MANIACALLY] [CONTINUES LAUGHING]
ML: UH UH! MMM HMM… KK: HA HA HA, THAT WAS GREAT! ML: OH YEAH, RIGHT. KK: THAT WAS AMAZING! AND
THE KIDS WERE LAUGHING TOO! OK LET’S GET… HA HO HO HA! ALRIGHT BACK TO THE ACTION HERE AS OWEN TRAVERS…
I CAN’T… VERY EVENLY MATCHED RIGHT HERE.
ML: WHAT’S GOING ON? THEY’RE STARING AT EACH OTHER! THERE’S A GREAT MOVE
BY JULIAN WHYT! KK: NICE! NICE AMATEUR TAKEDOWN RIGHT THERE
FROM JULIAN WHYT TRAVERS, TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT TRYING TO COUNTER RIGHT IN THE CENTER,
NICE SNAP MARE! NO MOMENTUM AT ALL INTO A REVERSE CHINLOCK. TRAVERS SO MUCH HEART, SO MUCH DETERMINATION, AND IT’S
REALLY GOING TO BE HARD TO DERAIL THE EXCITEMENT ML: AND I’VE SAID IT
BEFORE, HE MAY WIN HE MAY NOT, BUT IT ISN’T HEART
DETERMINATION THAT WINS THE MATCH, IT’S THE 1, 2, 3! THAT DETERMINES WHO WINS THE
MATCH. KK: I AGREE, MORTY
LIPSCHITZ! ML: YOU AGREE WITH
ME? KK: ARMBAR UH OH! WE’RE IN TROUBLE. ML: WOW! I LIKE THIS.
KK: ARMBAR NOW APPLIED. ML: YOU CAN SING. KK:
INTO THE CORNER. WELL THANK YOU. A LOT ON THE LINE FOR
OWEN TRAVERS THIS WEEK. HE’S BEEN ON QUITE THE
WINNING STREAK HERE! AND WANTS TO CONTINUE THAT IN
THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION LOOK AT THAT DODGE!
LOOK AT THE QUICKNESS RIGHT HERE, WOW! MAN! I’M… ML:
I’M BUSY WATCHING THAT! KK: YOU’VE GOT TO APPLAUD THAT! JULIAN WHYT A LITTLE DIZZY.
A LITTLE BEFUDDLED HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. ML: WHAT IS HE… IS HE A
WRESTLER OR A BALLERINA FOR
GOD’S SAKES! KK: HE’S WAITING FOR JULIAN WHYT
TO GET IN THE RING. MIGHT AS
WELL! ML: IF I WERE JULIAN WHYT, I’D
HANG WITH MR. TUBBS A LITTLE
LONGER! KK: WELL, TUBBS,
LOOK AT THIS. GIVING AND GIVING AND GIVING
SOME INSTRUCTION. ALRIGHT, A LITTLE BIT OF
A GAME PLAN RIGHT THERE. AND THAT’S THE ADVANTAGE I WILL ADMIT, HAVING A MANAGER A CORNER MAN, SO
IMPORTANT IN ANY SPORT ANY COMBAT SPORT… OH GOSH! YOU’VE GOT TO LOOK
AT HIM THOUGH! NOW LOOK AT THIS, JULIAN
WHYT, OH NO, WAIT! ML: I BELIEVE HE HURT HIS KNEE
TRYING TO GET IN, THIS IS NOT
GOOD! KK: WHAT HAPPENED?
HE TWISTED HIS… ML: HE WAS JUMPING UP ON THE
APRON AND SOMETHING HAPPENED! KK: I MISSED THAT. THAT’S HIS
LEFT KNEE. ML: I DON’T KNOW. I
DON’T KNOW. KK: IT’S HIS LEFT KNEE. HE’S
HOLDING HIS LEFT KNEE. WELL HEY, GOTTA ADMIT THE SPORTSMANLIKE
– OH WAIT A MINUTE! COME ON! THAT WAS A SET UP! THAT WAS A COMPLETE SET UP
AND YOU KNOW IT, LIPSCHITZ! ML: WHAT? WHAT SET UP? KK: MR TUBBS CAME FROM BEHIND AND THE REFEREE,
OBVIOUSLY DISTRACTED BY THE PLAYING OF THE POSSUM OF
THE KNEE INJURY FROM JULIAN WHYT. COME ON! ML: THERE ARE NO POSSUMS…
YOU BRING UP ALL THESE NAMES AND THINGS THAT ARE GOING
ON… I DON’T SEE ANY OF THIS…
KK: OH, PLEASE. ML: I SEE TWO
GENTLEMEN IN THE RING HAVING A WRESTLING
MATCH. I SEE A REFEREE. AND I SEE JULIAN WHYT IN CHARGE! THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! KK: WELL RIGHT NOW, HE IS IN
CHARGE! HE MIGHT AS WELL THANK MR. TUBBS. CHIN LOCK APPLIED RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING.
THE FUNDAMENTALS COMING INTO
PLAY. BOTH THESE OUTSTANDING COMPETITORS FOREARM SHOT RIGHT THERE OFF THE ROPE, WOAH!
GOT SOME HEIGHT ON THAT DROP KICK, NICELY DONE! EXECUTED FROM JULIAN WHYT. AND TRAVERS IS DOWN AND HURT! STOMPING CHOKING HIM NOW ON
THAT BOTTOM ROPE REFEREE ADMONISHING HIM THINKING SOME CHARGE OVER THE SHOULDER…
WAIT A MINUTE NOW NOT AGAIN! COME ON! YOU CAN’T TELL ME YOU’RE NOT
SEEING THIS, LIPSCHITZ! ML: YOU SEE THE MASSAGING
OF THE CANE BACK AND FORTH? KK: DON’T EVEN START! ML: THE
UPPER BACK AREA, THE DELTOIDS! TRITOIDS AND ALL THOSE THINGS! KK: JEEZ! ML: HELPING HIM OUT! HE’S A GENTLEMAN! KK:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LAWYER NOT A CHIROPRACTOR!
ML: THAT TOO! KK: HA! ML: VERY PLEASED THAT JULIAN WAS TRYING TO MAKE HIS OPPONENT FEEL
A LITTLE BETTER! THAT’S WHAT GENTLEMEN DO IN THIS KK: AH, REVERSE
NECKBREAKER RIGHT THERE! STANDING, HOOK OF THE
LEG, LATERAL PRESS 1, 2, AND ONLY 2! OWEN TRAVERS, JUST
GETTING OUT OF THERE IN THE NICK OF TIME.
LOOK AT THE FACE, THE PAIN! BUT THIS GUY, TALK ABOUT ANYBODY IN THE WCWC A GUY THAT PUSHES
THROUGH THE PAIN NOBODY DOES IT
LIKE OWEN TRAVERS! AND AGAIN THAT’S WHERE THE HEART
AND DETERMINATION COMES INTO
PLAY [CROWD TAUNTS AND BOOS] KK: BOTH COMPETITORS BOTH COMPETITORS STOMPING DON’T FORGET, FANS! SOCIAL MEDIA, @THEWCWC ♪THEWCWC CHECK US OUT ON
FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ONLINE ML: ARE WE ON INSTAGRAM? KK: ARE YOU ON INSTRAGRAM? ML: I’M ASKING IF THE
WC IS ON INSTAGRAM TOO? KK: OH YES WE ARE, ABSOLUTELY!
ML: WELL WE SHOULD GO THERE! AND SEE WHAT’S GOING
ON, TAKE PICTURES! KK: GO TO INSTAGRAM…
ML: EXCEPT NOT OF YOU! KK: OH COME ON! REALLY? I… I WORE THIS NICE
SUIT… NEVERMIND! ML: THANK GOD YOU CHANGED YOUR
SOCKS AT LEAST TODAY! KK: OH! NICE… A NICE CHIN LOCK, ALMOST
LOOKS LIKE A CHOKE RIGHT THERE, LOOK AT THAT. BELOW THE.. REFEREE,
WELL… HE’S LETTING IT GO, OBVIOUSLY. AND YOU’VE GOT TO THINK RIGHT NOW, THE PAIN, ALREADY INFLICTED TO OWEN TRAVERS STILL THE BRUNT OF ALL THE PAIN BEING ADMONISHED TO HIM. AND
YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THIS FEELS GOING
THROUGH ALL THIS ACTION SO FAR. AND STILL WRENCHING AWAY AT THAT NECK! NOTHING HE COULD
DO IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, HOPELESS,
AWAY FROM THE ROPES. TRYING NOW TO FIGHT BACK! LOOK AT ONCE AGAIN, THE
HEART, MORTY LIPSCHITZ! ML: HEART DOESN’T WIN THE MATCH! IT DOESN’T GET
YOU THE BIG PRIZE MONEY! KK: NICE SHINING
WIZARD RIGHT THERE! ML: NOW THAT MIGHT
GET YOU PRIZE MONEY! KK: HIGH KNEE, IF YOU WILL. GUT WRENCH GO BEHIND! WOAH! GERMAN SUPLEX! LAUNCHING GERMAN
SUPLEX, RIGHT THERE! ML: MR TUBBS IS GETTING
CONCERNED, AND I DON’T BLAME
HIM! THIS IS KIND OF A TURN-AROUND
IN THIS MATCH-UP! I THOUGHT JULIAN WAS
PRETTY MUCH IN CONTROL! KK: HUGE RUNNING LARIAT RIGHT THERE INTO THE CORNER.
OFF THE ROPES! LOOK AT THE MOMENTUM! DOWN! WITH A STANDING
FACE PLANT BULLDOG! ML: AND AFTER JULIAN GAVE
HIM A NECK MASSAGE, HE RETURNS THE FAVOR BY DOING THIS! KK: HE’S HOLDING HIS ACT,
HE DID GIVE A MASSAGE! LOOK AT THAT! OH! BALLIN! INTO THE ELBOW DROP! ML: LOOKS LIKE HE MAY HAVE HURT HIS ELBOW ON THAT ELBOW
DROP! KK: ABSOLUTELY! LATERAL PRESS! THIS
COULD DO IT RIGHT HERE! 1, 2, OH! THOUGHT HE HAD HIM! KICKOUT RIGHT THERE
FROM JULIAN WHYT IT’S ALMOST LIKE IT’S A TOSS-UP! BOTH GUYS HAVE BEEN WITH EACH OTHER THE SAME
AMOUNT OF TIME. IT’S ALMOST LIKE
A 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS HERE!
SOMEBODY GETS THE NEXT FALL! ML: AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? KK: WINS THE MATCH,
MORTY LIPSCHITZ! OH! ROLL UP! FROM BEHIND! JULIAN
WHYT 1, 2, AGAIN! WHAT ACTION! FROM THESE TWO, SUNSET FLIP! HOOKS THE LEGS, ONE, TWO! WOW! ML: THESE GUYS ARE
GOING AT IT BIG TIME! I’VE GOT TO GIVE BOTH
CREDIT, EVEN OWEN TRAVERS WOAH! KK: ENZIGURI TO
THE BACK OF THE NECK! ML: OH HE’LL FEEL THAT IN THE
MORNING, IF NOT LATER TONIGHT! KK: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT…
UH OH! TRAVERS! AND THIS IS IT! ML: BUT HE’S TAKING TOO
MUCH TIME, HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER! KK: JULIAN
WHYT THOUGH, HE IS OUT, BUT YEAH, TRAVERS TRYING TO GET UP TO THE TOP!
OH! A TOUCH TOO LATE! DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT!? ONE! TWO! THAT IS IT, IT’S OVER! RA: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH-UP OWEN TRAVERS! KK: AN EXPLOSIVE MATCH SO FAR A VERY EXPLOSIVE EVENING HERE IN THE WEST
COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION! KUDOS TO OWEN TRAVERS! WHAT A
VICTORY! THE STREAK CONTINUES FANS, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! RA: LED TO THE RING BY HIS MANAGER, MR. TUBBS! HERE IS KING KHASH! [SPEAKING FARSI] [SPEAKING FARSI] MT: AND THAT’S MONEY! RA: AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM CAMBRIDGE, MA! HERE IS THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER ERIC RIGHT! ER: OK, KING KHASH!
IT’S PAST YOUR BED TIME SO I LAID OUT YOUR JAMMIES I GOT YOU A WARM GLASS OF MILK A LITTLE SNIFF OF TONIC AND I’VE GOT A SLEEPER
HOLD READY TO PUT YOU OUT TONIGHT! PUT ‘EM UP! KK: WOW, THAT’S… MIGHT BE A FIRST MORTY LIPSCHITZ, MY GOSH REFUSING TO SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. ONLY SPEAKING FARSI, IN THAT INTERVIEW THAT WAS… ML: AND
WHY NOT? HE’S PROUD OF HIS
HERITAGE! GOOD FOR HIM! YOU HAVE
RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY YOU KNOW! KK: I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT…
NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND HIM WHEN HE TALKS LIKE THAT. ML: I UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY!
KK: REALLY? ML: YES. HE’S GOING TO BEAT THE
TAR OUT OF HIS OPPONENT! KK: THAT’S WHAT HE SAID? ML:
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID! WELL TAR IS ONE OF
THOSE WORDS THAT YOU HAVE TO KIND OF GUESS ITS EXACT MEANING. SOME WORDS DON’T
TRANSLATE! KK: OH! ML: FROM FARSI TO
ENGLISH OR VICE VERSA. KK: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
MORE ABOUT THIS LATER. ML: OK. KK: THE BELL
HAS RUNG, THIS MATCH WHAT A MATCH UP THIS SHOULD BE. THESE TWO, ERIC RIGHT ERIC RIGHT KHASH BOTH THESE GUYS TREMENDOUS ATHLETES ML: EXCEPT ONE OF
THEM CHEATS WITH SOME RIGGED TONIC! KK: THEN
I REMEMBER HE HAD THE TONIC ML: DON’T BRING UP
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! OH… WAIT A MINUTE… UH… UM.. OH NEVERMIND. I’M THINKING OF
SOMETHING FOR LATER. KK: OH! BOTH… ML:
TONIC RELATED. KK: BOTH THESE GUYS
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ARE VERY OLD-SCHOOL,
BOTH OF THEM. ONE CAUGHT IN THE WAYS OF A DIFFERENT PART OF THE WORD, AND THE OTHER JUST OLD-SCHOOL. HIP TOSS KK: DON’T FORGET, KHASH,
A WORLD-CLASS COMPETITOR TRAINED WITH THE SAUDI ARABIA PRINCES GUARD I MEAN, WHAT CREDENTIALS HE HAS HIS PARENTS ARE LOADED! ML:
I’M GOING TO INTERRUPT YOU, BUT I KNOW THE CAMERAS ARE NOT
FOCUSED ON WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON HERE IN THE ARENA, BUT
THERE’S A GENTLEMAN WHO LOOKS A
LITTLE BIT LIKE ERIC RIGHT OUT HERE
– MAYBE THE CAMERA GUYS GOING TO – THERE WE GO!
KK: WAIT A MINUTE! ML: THIS IS, UH… WE’RE NOT
REALLY SURE WHO THIS GUY IS, BUT HE LOOKS LIKE…
KK: SAME MUSTACHE! ML: HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S
RELATED TO ERIC RIGHT, AND WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO DO…
THE POWERS THAT BE AT THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION KK: HE LOOKS JUST LIKE
HIM! JUST LIKE HIM! ML: WELL NO, HE’S FAR BETTER
LOOKING, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. KK: LOOKING? ML: AND ERIC WILL NOT… HE’S REFUSED TO TALK ABOUT
THIS GUY SO THERE’S SOMETHING GOING ON HERE THAT WE WILL HAVE TO GET TO
THE BOTTOM OF SOMEHOW. KK: I REMEMBER.
I REMEMBER SEEING THIS GUY WEEKS AGO HERE IN THE WCWC AND IT
WAS A VERY KIND OF MYSTERIOUS HAPPENING AT THE END OF ONE OF
ERIC RIGHT’S MATCHES AND HE’S BACK HERE AND THERE’S GOT TO
BE MORE TO THIS! ML: WELL I KNOW IT’S A
DISTRACTION TO ERIC RIGHT, WHICH
IS A GOOD THING FOR KING KHASH! KK: HEY, WHAT’S HE DOING NOW?
HE’S GOT THAT SMIRK SMILE HE’S JUST LEAVING! ML:
HE JUST CAME AND WENT JUST LIKE A… LIKE A LIKE AN AUTUMN BREEZE. KK: AND RIGHT THERE, WELL
LOOK AT THAT, IT OBVIOUSLY DISTRACTED ERIC RIGHT. AS KHASH WITH THE UPPER HAND IN THIS MATCH BECAUSE AGAIN OF THE DISTRACTION ERIC RIGHT NOW, TRYING
TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS NOT ONLY PHYSICALLY,
BUT MENTALLY! AFTER THAT… GENTLEMAN THAT OTHER GENTLEMAN
CAME DOWN TO THE RING! ML: AND THE OTHER GENTLEMAN IS A GENTLEMAN! KK: HOW DO YOU KNOW? ML: WELL
LOOK AT WHAT ERIC RIGHT’S DOING! HE’S TRYING
TO KICK AND ACT LIKE A LITTLE 3-YEAR-OLD, BUT
HE’S NOT GETTING HIS WAY! KK: HE’S NOT A
3-YEAR-OLD. ML: OK FOUR. KK: OH, PLEASE. WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS, RIGHT
BETWEEN THE EYES! FROM KHASH, A
WORLD-CLASS COMPETITOR ML: ABSOLUTELY! THIS COULD BE IT! KK: LATERAL
PRESS, HOOKS THE LEG, NO! ERIC RIGHT BOY HE IS WINDED!
HE IS IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW! OH NO! LOOK AT THAT! JUST
WRENCHING AWAY AT THE NECK. A CHIROPRACTOR’S NIGHTMARE! SPEAKING OF! LOOK AT THAT! ML: THAT’S JUST A
GREAT NECK HOLD! KK: TWISTING THAT NECK. ML:
COULD BE A NERVE HOLD, I’M NOT
SURE HOW WHERE CAN’T REALLY
SEE FROM THAT VIEW THERE BUT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE ONE
OF THOSE DEADLY NERVE HOLDS THAT WILL PRETTY MUCH PUT THE THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER
OUT ON HIS BUTT! KK: NICE SHOT RIGHT THERE
FROM OUR CRANE CAMERA IMAGINE THE PAIN RIGHT NOW ERIC RIGHT, TRYING TO FIGHT THIS AT THE MERCY OF KHASH, BUT UP TO HIS KNEES –
OH! JAWBREAKER! AND KHASH DOESN’T
KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. ML: WELL I HOPE HE DOESN’T HAVE
A GLASS JAW FOR THAT JAWBREAKER! HE COULD BE IN SEVERE
TROUBLE! KK: OH! ML: MAJOR MAJOR TROUBLE! KK: ERIC RIGHT TRYING TO
MOUNT SOME SORT OF COMEBACK WHAT IS THIS? HE’S GOT THE WAIT A MINUTE HE’S GOING TO BE GOING OUT THERE
– TUBBS’ CANE! OH WAIT, HE’S GOT THE TONIC! TUBBS TRIED TO STEAL THE TONIC! UH OH! WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! IT’S IN THE SYSTEM IT IS IN THE SYSTEM! ML: PARDON ME IF I DON’T GET
EXCITED ABOUT THIS EITHER! KK: LOOK AT THIS!
YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT’S NOT! AIRPLANE
SPIN COMING UP! YES! AND THIS HAS GOT TO DO IT! IF HE NAILS
THIS, IT’S OVER! HOW DO YOU FIGHT
BACK FROM THIS ONE? ERIC RIGHT HAS
THAT… OH! NO NEED! NO NEED ERIC RIGHT NOW IT’S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP! AND HE’S GOT IT!
THE SLEEPER HOLD RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! KHASH! ML: COME ON, KHASH!
YOU CAN BREAK IT! YOU CAN DO THIS! GET THAT TONIC FOR YOURSELF!
MAYBE IT’LL WORK? I DON’T KNOW. KK: AND TUBBS, WIPING THAT BROW IN RELIEF THAT HIS MAN WAS NOT PUT AWAY RIGHT THERE. AS KHASH FIGHTING
BACK! THIS IS VERY ODD SEING SOMEBODY
ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK ML: WELL YOU YOURSELF
SAID THAT KING KHASH IS A WORLD-CLASS ATHLETE!
KK: YEAH, BUT THE TONIC! YOU’RE FORGETTING
ABOUT THE TONIC! AND THERE IT IS!
COMING INTO PLAY ONCE AGAIN! IT’S STILL GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE
SYSTEM, INTO THE BODY! FINALLY! FINALLY! IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE
SYSTEM OF THE BODY IS THE TONIC. IT TAKES
A LITTLE BIT OF TIME MORTY LIPSCHITZ. ML:
I COULDN’T GET A PHARMACIST TO EVALUATE THE CONTENTS
OF THAT TONIC EITHER! KK: WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU JUST
GOT TO LOOK AT YOUR WATCH AND WAIT A MINUTE IS
THIS GOING TO DO IT? THAT’S IT IT’S OVER! RA: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH-UP! THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER ERIC RIGHT! KK: TUBBS! FEARING FOR HIS LIFE. HE’S THE ONE THAT STOLE THAT TONIC. TRIED TO AT LEAST! AND ERIC RIGHT WITH THE VICTORY NONETHELESS. EVEN WITH THAT ODD DISTRACTION WE SAW EARLIER IN THIS MATCH, AND WE’RE GOING
TO HAVE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT ABSOLUTELY. ML:
I’M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS TONIC IF
IT’S THE LAST THING I DO IN MY LIFETIME! I’VE GOT
A FEW GOOD YEARS LEFT I WILL FIND A WAY! KK:
ERIC RIGHT, FANS, AMONGST THE RINGSIDE AREA. WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION FANS WE’LL RETURN RIGHT AFTER THIS! CO: I’M BACKSTAGE
WITH GANGREL AND SINN BODHI. OUR FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. GUYS, GETTING ANOTHER CHANCE
TO SCORE THOSE BELTS. WHAT’S THE PLAN? SB: THE PLAN IS TO STICK TO A
HEALTHY, NUTRITIOUS DIET! AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CONSISTS OF
FOUR FOOD GROUPS! STRIPPERS (HOW YOU DOIN?) DOUGHNUTS! CARTOONS! AND GOLD! AND WE’VE HAD THAT GOLD BEFORE AND WE’RE COMING FOR
THAT WC GOLD AGAIN! SO BONUS BOYZ,
YOU’VE GOT A HUNGRY VAMPIRE AND A
HUNGRY CIRCUS CLOWN (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) NOTHING FOR YOU! G: ROUND AND ROUND ON SINN BODHI’S MERRY GO-ROUND! BUT WHAT ONCE WAS WILL BE AGAIN! PREPARE, PREPARE, PREPARE! (GROWL) [SINGING CIRCUS MUSIC] RA: FROM BASIN CITY HE IS BEAST THE BUTCHER! KK: PURE EVIL. THOUGHT HALLOWEEN WAS OVER! ML: ALSO UGLY! KK: OHH! OHHH! MY GOODNESS! TAKE A LOOK AT THAT! WE NEED A SUPER HERO TO TAKE DOWN A
MONSTER LIKE THIS. GOSH! OOH! NIGHTMARE CITY. RA: AND HIS OPPONENT NOW DESCENDING FROM LAS VEGAS REPRESENTING THE MIDNIGHT MARVELS DAMIAN DRAKE! KK: AND HERE IS OUR SUPER HERO! LET’S SEE WHAT DRAKE
HAD TO SAY EARLIER. DD: BEAST THE BUTCHER THE LAST TIME WE
FACED OFF, YOU GOT REAL LUCKY AND PUT ME
AWAY ON MY BACK, BUDDY. BUT THIS TIME, YOU’RE
GOING TO GET A TASTE OF MY SWEET JUSTICE! LET’S FLY! KK: THE QUINTESSENTIAL
GOOD VS EVIL! AND EVIL GETTING THE UPPER HAND AT LEAST AT FIRST. THIS MATCH UNDER WAY. BEAST THE
BUTCHER, TAKING ON ONE-HALF OF THE MIDNIGHT
MARVELS, DAMIAN DRAKE. OH GOSH, I HAVE TO SAY A LITTLE OUT-MATCHED,
PERHAPS, FANS. ML: I WOULDN’T WANT TO
BE POOR DAMIAN DRAKE. HERE ALL 101.275 LBS OF HIM. THIS BEAST THE BUTCHER HAS GOT TO BE THE
UGLIEST WRESTLER I’VE SEEN SINCE THE DAYS
OF ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER! KK: OH WOW! ML: IT WAS A
BUTCHER AND A BUTCHER HERE! I MEAN, COULD HE BE RELATED? MAYBE HE’S ABOUT 100 LBS LESS? KK: MAYBE IT’S HIS OFFSPRING? I’VE HAD THE PRIVILEGE
OF WORKING WITH THAT MOVE… ML: EXPLAINS YOUR ISSUES WITH LIFE! KK: WELL,
YEAH… RUBBED OFF POSSIBLY… ML: WOW. KK: UH OH, ARM DRAG,
NO LOOK AT THE POWER RIGHT THERE
FROM BEAST THE BUTCHER! LOOK AT THE QUICKNESS,
THE AGILITY! AND THAT IS WHAT DRAKE HAS TO DO
IN THIS MATCH, MORTY LIPSCHITZ! USE THE SPEED THE AGILITY AGAINST THE STRENGTH THE SHEER BRUTALITY OF BEAST THE BUTCHER! ML: DRAKE HAD THAT DROPKICK, BUT
DIDN’T TAKE BEAST THE BUTCHER
DOWN. I’M KIND OF SURPRISED ABOUT
THAT, BUT THE BEAST IS BACK UP AND DAMIAN COULD BE IN A LITTLE WORLD OF TROUBLE HERE,
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO HIM. KK: ABSOLUTELY. GO BEHIND,
ROLLS HIM UP INTO A PIN NOT ENOUGH RIGHT THERE BEAST THE BUTCHER
BACK… OH WHAT A BOOT THAT WAS! AND DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS
GOES ONE HALF OF THE MIDNIGHT MARVELS,
DAMIAN DRAKE. ML: LOOKS LIKE ABOUT A
SIZE 15 BOOT TO ME. THAT’S A BIG SUCKER! KK: CHOKING NOW, BLATANT ML: I TURNED MY HEAD FOR
A SECOND AND YOU OCCUSED SOMEBODY OF CHOKING! KK:
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU SAW THAT! ML: I CAN’T BELIEVE… KK: OH!
HOW CONVENIENT! HOW CONVENIENT! ML:
GO AHEAD… IN WHAT? KK: LIPSCHITZ!!! GOING RIGHT OUT TO THE FACE. ML: NOW I DON’T CALL YOU KOSS!
COULD YOU AT LEAST CALL ME “MR. LIPSCHITZ” OR “MORTY”? MR. KLOSS! KK: THAT
IS YOUR LAST NAME. ML: GET BACK TO THE MATCH.
I AM KIND OF ENJOYING WATCHING KK: I WOULD LIKE TO. ML: KIND
OF ENJOYING WATCHING THE BEAST THE BUTCHER TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS YOUNGSTER! WHO DOES HAVE SOME
TALENT, THOUGH WHEN HE WEIGHS AS
LITTLE AS IT IS IT’S SO HARD TO COMPETE
AGAINST SOMEBODY WHO’S BIGGER MEANER, UGLIER, WRESTLERS KK: OH ABSOLUTELY.
FANS, DON’T FORGET ALSO OUR MAIN EVENT TONIGHT MATT STRIKER ONE ON ONE ACTION AGAINST THE ADRENALINE
ADRIAN MATTHEWS AGAIN THAT MATCH COMING UP LATER WOAH! WHAT A HUGE LARIAT THAT WAS! FROM BEAST THE BUTCHER!
LOOK AT THIS GUY SO BIZ… WHERE IS HE FROM!? 1, 2… ML: I THINK YOU’RE READING
THE WRONG CUE CARD. I BELIEVE… AND I COULD BE MISTAKEN,
I’M OCCASIONALLY WRONG… BUT I BELIEVE…
WELL MAYBE YOU’RE RIGHT. MAYBE YOU’RE
RIGHT. AFTERALL THIS IS IT’S COMPLICATED! KK: OH,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ML: THEY KEEP SAYING THINGS
TO US AND HANDING US PAPERS AND THEY WONDER WHY SOMEBODY
LIKE ME AS AN ATTORNEY YOU NEED TO BE BETTER
ORGANIZED TO HELP ME OUT KK: AN ATTORNEY. ML: THAT’S
RIGHT. KK: ARE YOU THINKING OF A LAWSUIT ALREADY? ML: NO,
I JUST WANTED TO BE CLEAR CRISP AND CLEAN WITH WHAT’S
GOING ON HERE SO I WON’T MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF! KK: YEAH, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
– HOW COME WHEN YOU DROVE IN AND PARKED YOUR CAR,
I NOTICED THE BRAKE LIGHTS WERE OUT? I’M GOING TO
HAVE TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT LATER. LITTLE CHICANERY… ML:
NO IT WAS JUST THE TURN SIGNAL. KK: …ON THE HIGHWAY.
ML: NO, YEAH… KK: FOREARM SHOT RIGHT THERE! FROM BEAST THE BUTCHER. AND LOOK AT DAMIAN
DRAKE – OH MY! GOODNESS! CORKSCREW! FLYING FOREARM RIGHT THERE! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! DROP KICK! CAN YOU IMAGINE? ML: GIVE
THE KID CREDIT, A BEAUTIFUL HIGH HIGH IMPACT, HIGH LANDING DROP KICK! KK: HUGE RUNNING
LARIAT RIGHT THERE FROM DAMIAN DRAKE
INTO THE CORNER AND NOW REELING RIGHT NOW BEAST THE BUTCHER – SLINGSHOT! SPRINGBOARD! OH NO! JUST GOT THAT SHOULDER – NO!
DIDN’T GET ALL OF IT! OH WHAT A KNEE THAT WAS! AND YOU SAW THE IMPACT. IMAGINE OH MY GOODNESS!
RIGHT TO THE BACK! CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS GOES DAMIAN DRAKE!
AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, WHAT DOES HE
HAVE IN MIND HERE? UH OH! DEATH IN MOTION! ML: THAT’S GOT TO DO
IT! KK: IT’S GOT TO! IT’S OVER! RA: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH-UP BEAST THE BUTCHER! KK: WHO IN THE WORLD WHAT? WHO IN THE WORLD
ONE ON ONE, MORTY! ML: I AM STARTING TO LIKE
THIS BEAST THE BUTCHER. I LIKE HIS WRESTLING
STYLE. HE’S UGLY, STILL THAT’S NEVER GOING
TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE, BUT HE’S A BIG STRONG JUST AGGRESSIVE WRESTLER! THAT PROBABLY DOESN’T CARE
ABOUT THE RULES OF THE ROAD, THE RULES OF THE GAME,
HE JUST GOES IN WANTS TO BEAT PEOPLE
UP. AND HE HAD A GOOD CHANCE TO BEAT SOMEBODY
UP WHO’S HALF HIS SIZE AND I BELIEVE HE DID JUST THAT. KK: WELL I DON’T KNOW WHO IN THE
WORLD IS GOING TO STOP HIM! ONE ON ONE HERE IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
FANS, STAY TUNED FOR OUR MAIN EVENT,
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! CO: PLEASE WELCOME MY GUEST ADRIAN THE ADRENALINE MATTHEWS ADRIAN, YOU WERE VICTORIOUS AGAINST MATT STRIKER
IN YOUR LAST MATCH DID HE NOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY? AM: MATTER OF FACT,
HE SAID HE WASN’T GOING TO TAKE ME
SERIOUSLY, CHRISTY. HE SAID IT ON CAMERA! THAT HE WASN’T GOING
TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! BUT I PROVED YOU
WRONG, MATT STRIKER! SOMEONE I LOOKED UP TO
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID. SOMEONE I IDOLIZED! AND EVERY DAY I JUST
WANTED TO GET TO YOUR LEVEL. AND THEN
WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, I PROVED YOU WRONG!
AND SHOWED YOU HOW SERIOUS I CAN BE! THERE’S NOTHING THAT’S GOING TO
STOP ME FROM REACHING THE TOP! MATT STRIKER, I HOPE YOU’VE THOUGHT A LITTLE
DIFFERENTLY ABOUT ME THIS TIME. CO: GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. RA: INTRODUCING FIRST A MAN WHO REFUSES TO GIVE ME ANY
INFORMATION WHATSOEVER MATT STRIKER! KK: WHERE’S MATT STRIKER?
ML: COMING ON BOARD WILL THERE BE WRECKING CREW
PEOPLE WITH HIM OR IS HE GOING TO DO IT ON HIS OWN? KK: WELL, RIGHT NOW
WE’RE JUST SEEING SOLO MATT STRIKER,
AS WE’RE ACCUSTOMED SEEING HIM BEFORE HE WAS ALIGNED WITH THE
WRECKING CREW, BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE
A ONE ON ONE MATCH AGAINST THE ADRENALINE ADRIAN MATTHEWS. AND THESE TWO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A
HISTORY OF LATE HERE IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION. ML: THEY CERTAINLY
DO! KK: MATT STRIKER, ACTUALLY ON THE… ODD AS IT IS, MATT STRIKER
ACTUALLY HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE HERE TONIGHT
AGAINST THE ADRENALINE ML: UH, I WOULD CALL
THAT A MAJOR UPSET VICTORY FOR ADRENALINE
ON THE LAST, LAST WEEK, LAST MONTH, LAST WEEK, WHEN
WAS IT? KK: YOU THINK SO? ML: WHEN WAS IT? I GET
CONFUSED WITH ALL THE MATCHES GOING ON… KK: IT WAS ABOUT A
MONTH, MONTH AND A HALF AGO. ML: SOMETHING LIKE THAT. RA:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HIS
OPPONENT FROM DENVER, CO HE IS MR. ADRENALINE ADRIAN MATTHEWS! KK: AGAIN, FANS,
QUITE THE HISTORY THESE TWO HAVE IN THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION MATT STRIKER LOOKING TO BASICALLY PUT A STOP TO WHAT HE CALLS A FLUKE AND THAT’S LOSING TO
ADRIAN MATTHEWS, BUT YOU KNOW, ADRIAN MATTHEWS,
TALK ABOUT THE CONFIDENCE HE’S GOT TO HAVE SO MUCH
BELIEF IN HIMSELF NOW AS HE DIDN’T HAVE THAT ENOUGH ALREADY HERE IN THE WCWC ALL THE MOMENTUM YOU’VE
GOT TO THINK IS BEHIND HIM AS ARE THE FANS LISTEN TO THAT! ML: ARE
YOU THROUGH RAMBLING? YOU KNOW STRIKER DOES HAVE A
SMALL DISADVANTAGE IN THIS MATCH HE WAS UH… KK: HE’S SHORTER. ML: WELL, NO! HE’S ALREADY
HAD A MATCH THIS EVENING. EARLY ON. AND IT WAS A PRETTY GRUELING MATCH!
WILL THAT PLAY A FACTOR IN HIS MATCH AGAINST MATTHEWS? KK: MORTY, YOU WOULD SURE KNOW
ABOUT SMALL DISADVANTAGES. ML: I… WELL… THAT… ISN’T VERY NICE… KK: HA! ML: I’VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT YOUR
ADVANTAGE DISADVANTAGED AREA! HAVE I? KK: I’VE HEARD
RUMORS, I’VE HEARD RUMORS! ML: THEY’RE NOT TRUE!!! KK: HA! ML: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, KLOSS! KK: RIGHT NOW SPEAKING OF HURT,
ADRIAN MATTHEWS HURTING MATT STRIKER AND LOOK AT THIS, STRIKER… ML:
OH, HE’S NOT HURTING STRIKER! STRIKER’S TOUGH, HE’S FROM… ISN’T HE ORIGINALLY
FROM NEW YORK SOMEWHERE? HE’S LIVED THERE FOR YEARS? I
DON’T KNOW… KK: LONG ISLAND,
RIGHT? BAYSIDE, NEW YORK ACTUALLY.
ML: BAYSIDE, NEW YORK. HE FINALLY ADMITTED
WHERE HE’S FROM. KK: NOW LOOK AT THIS, NICE
SCHOOL BOY RIGHT THERE. PIN, NO! ADRIAN, LOOK
AT THAT COUNTER! RIGHT THERE FROM MATTHEWS! ML: LOOKS LIKE
MATTHEWS HAS HAD SOME AMATEUR BACKGROUND,
THAT WAS AN AMATEUR BACKGROUND TYPE MOVE I BELIEVE.
KK: WELL OBVIOUSLY, HEY, WE’VE
TALKED ABOUT THE BACKGROUND
OF MATT STRIKER WHERE HE’S FROM. HE
WAS A SCHOOL TEACHER BUT OF COURSE, RIGHT NOW,
YOU CAN SEE ADRIAN MATTHEWS BEEN DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON MATT STRIKER, THE OPPOSITION BUT NOT ONLY JUST DOING
HIS HOMEWORK, THESE TWO HAVE FOUGHT SO OFTEN HERE LATELY IN THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION… ML: THEY HAD ONE, IF
ONCE IS OFTEN, BOY YOU GOT… YOU’RE GREAT
WITH NUMBERS, KLOSS. LOOK AT, WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO?
TRY TO GET HIM TO SUBMIT ALREADY? WOW! KK: GAH, HE
GOT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE AND RIGHT THERE THE EXPERIENCE OF MATT STRIKER,
COMING INTO PLAY. ADRIAN MATTHEWS BOTH MEN VERY CAUTIONS RIGHT NOW OF ONE ANOTHER. THEY UNDERSTAND THAT AT ANY GIVEN NIGHT, EITHER ONE CAN BEAT THE OTHER. ML: WELL WE’VE PROVEN THAT
MATTHEWS HAD A LUCKY VICTORY OVER STRIKER. STRIKER WITH MORE KK: WE DID NOT PROVE THAT…
ML: I THINK WE PROVED THAT. KK: YOU THINK WE PROVED
IT? ML: I KNOW WE PROVED IT. KK: I THINK? CONTRADICTION OF
TERMS RIGHT THERE. I THINK WE PROVED
IT. INTERESTING. ML: OK, I KNOW WE PROVED IT! YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? I USED
THE PROPER VERBIAGE! KK: NOW YOU’RE JUST LYING! KK: LOOK AT THIS! TWO RIGHT
THERE, ROLLS HIM OVER. INADVERTENTLY, IT LOOKED LIKE! FROM ADRIAN MATTHEWS AND LOOK AT THIS HOW DEGRADING, JUST
SHOVING MATTHEWS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS FOLLOWED UP BY AN ELBOW
TO THE BACK AND STRIKER LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HIS
FACE! HE WANTS THIS KID! HE WANTS TO PUT HIM AWAY! ML: IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED, MATT
STRIKER DOES NOT LIKE TO LOSE TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY
SOMEONE WHO’S NOT GOT A TON OF IN-RING EXPERIENCE. MATTHEWS, GIVE HIM SOME
CREDIT! HE’S YOUNG IN THE BUSINESS, BUT
HE GOES TO THE GYM ONCE IN A WHILE, AS YOU CAN
TELL, AND HE CAN WRESTLE! BUT STRIKER DOES NOT
TAKE KINDLY TO LOSING TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY AS I SAID WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A
“SEMI-ROOKIE” IN THE BUSINESS. KK: WELL, ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT, BUT HEY! ML: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT? DID
I HEAR YOU SAY THAT? KK: HEY, I’M GOING TO AGREE,
I’M GOING TO AGREE… ML: WOOO! KK: I’LL AGREE ON THE FACT
THAT YOU ARE CORRECT. YOU KNOW, THAT, THAT IS… THE VISION OF MATT STRIKER. HOWEVER, A ROOKIE OR NOT, THE ADRENALINE ADRIAN MATTHEWS, WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE ROOKIE
HE’S BEEN THUS FAR! IN THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION. YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM
THE YOUNGSTER. ML: I CAN IF I
WANT TO! KK: YOU CAN’T, COME ON! HOW CAN YOU!? ML: THE KID’S GOT
SOME TALENT, I’VE ADMITTED IT ONCE! KK: OFF THE ROPES,
HERE, BACK TO THE ACTION SUNSET FLIP 1, 2, NO! AND NOW IT’S STRIKER ONCE AGAIN AND I DON’T THINK MATTHEWS KNOWS
WHAT’S HIT HIM RIGHT HERE! ML: NO, I THINK HE DOES! THAT’S STRIKER’S ELBOW AND ARM. KK: STRIKER IS POSSESSED,
IT LOOKS LIKE! JUST WANTS TO
PUNISH, ONCE AGAIN, PUNISH! ADRIAN MATTHEWS! ML: WE SAW STRIKER PUNISH IAN SUTTON… KK:
EARLIER TONIGHT! ML: WELL, LONG AGO.. KK: OH
NO, EARLIER TONIGHT, YEAH… YEAH, BUT STRIKER DID HAVE
A MATCH EARLIER TONIGHT. ML: YES, BUT NOT
AGAINST IAN SUTTON. KK: JUST BEEN SIGNED,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WRECKING CREW WILL TAKE ON ONCE AGAIN ML: I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT!
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THIS! KK: YOU KNOW! YOU KNOW WHO I’M
TALKING ABOUT! ML: I DON’T WANT
TO HEAR IT!!! KK: HAMMERSTONE! ML: (GRUMBLE) KK: MIKEY O’SHEA AND THAT’S GOING TO BE A NO
DISQUALIFICATION MATCH, FANS RIGHT HERE, NEXT WEEK,
THAT’S GOING TO BE OUR MAIN EVENT IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING
CONNECTION. NICE FLIP OVER! MAYBE A SUNSET
FLIP PIN, BUT NOPE AND NOW, LOOK AT THIS! RETURNING THE FAVOR HERE, ADRIAN MATTHEWS! AGAIN! HE IS A ROOKIE, BUT MY GOODNESS IS HE HOLDING HIS OWN
WITH THE VETERAN LIKE MATT STRIKER.
ALREADY PROVED HIMSELF TO HIM BEFORE. ML: I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING TO HAPPEN THOUGH IF MATTHEWS CONTINUES
THIS BARRAGE OF MOVES ON MATT STRIKER,
HE’S GOING TO MAKE STRIKER A LITTLE MORE
THAN JUST ANGRY. AND I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE IN THE ADRENALINE’S BOOTS WHEN MATT STRIKER FINALLY
HAS HAD ENOUGH! KK: WELL WHAT ELSE ARE
YOU SUPPOSED TO DO? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GO
EASY ON HIM? UH UH! YOU CAN’T! YOU’VE GOT TO GO AT HIM FULL THROTTLE! ML: IF YOU
WERE A GENTLEMEN, IF YOU WERE A
NICE GUY HE’D BE NICE! KK: GENTLEMAN?
ERIC RIGHT’S NOT HERE WITH US RIGHT NOW.
ML: THANK GOD! ANOTHER CHEATER! HIM AND HAMMERSTONE OUGHT
TO GET TOGETHER AND… FORM A NEW GROUP CALLED
“CHEATERS ANONYMOUS” KK: OH, COME ON.
THAT WOULD BE… ML: IT WOULD BE A GREAT GROUP!
I’LL THROW YOU IN THERE TOO! KK: DID YOU SEE THAT?
RIGHT TO THE EYES! MATT STRIKER ONTO THE ADRENALINE AND HE GETS, OH LOOK AT THAT! NICE COUNTER RIGHT THERE
FROM ADRIAN MATTHEWS UNBELIEVABLE SCIENTIFIC MATCH WE’RE SEEING THUS FAR, FANS! AND AGAIN, AMATEUR BACKGROUNDS COMING INTO PLAY FROM BOTH THESE GUYS ALMOST MIRRORING ONE ANOTHER! BOTH THESE MEN KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL! ML: AFTER ONE MATCH!? KK: HEY… BOTH THESE MEN OBVIOUSLY… HE TAPPED! THAT WAS IT! RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH-UP AS A RESULT OF A SUBMISSION MR. ADRENALINE ADRIAN MATTHEWS! KK: MY GOODNESS! ANOTHER UPSET! ADRIAN MATTHEWS, WOO! IS HE EXPLOSIVE IN THE WCWC STRIKER BESIDE HIMSELF AND WE WILL SEE YOU
FANS NEXT WEEK HERE ON THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION! UNBELIEVABLE!

11 thoughts on “E131: West Coast Wrestling Connection on PDX-TV

  1. Happy Week Start!
    Here you are my reacts of this episode:
    1. -It was a full loaded returns episode: Hammerstone has returned, "Big" Jack Cunningham is back and Kris Kloss too.
    2. -Julian Whyt and Mr.Tubbs' Chemistry must go on. It's just beginning.
    3. -Another Tubbs Guy? He needs an interpreter.
    4. -I hope the next duel between Monsters and Jocks will be more interesting than that Unsanctioned WAR.
    5. -Beast The Butcher. He reminded me a character for Backyard Wrestling's Videogame. He was creepy but funny.
    6. -Great Main Event with art of submission. Classic and interesting.

  2. Things have been getting pretty interesting lately with all of the new young talent, I'm guessing hese are some graduates of the Grappler's wrestling academy? Great to see Stryker, O'Shea & especially Hammerstone backttoo, 2017 should be a great year for the WCWC!
    My only complaint is Kloss on commentary. Don't know if he's trying too hard or what, but he comes off sounding snarky more often than not, and the phony laughter anytime a heel makes a mistake or gets caught is beyond grating. I'm sure the guy is a fan & loves what he does, maybe if he just let things flow a bit more naturally & didn't try to be so over the top, he would be easier to listen to. Just a small criticism, love the show overall.

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