5 Weirdest Commercials Involving WWE Wrestlers

Not long after his Gold medal win in the 1996
Summer Olympics with a broken freakin’ neck, let’s not forget, Kurt Angle did a commercial
for Pittsburgh-based pizzeria, Pizza Outlet, now known as Vocelli Pizza. In the commercial,
Angle orders a pizza “with a broken freakin’ neck” …OK, maybe not with a broken freakin’
neck but Angle orders a pizza and when he opens the box, there are CGI-animated vegetables
wrestling each other, using moves such as an airplane spin. Who even uses that move
anymore? All in all, the commercial was very cheesy, no pun intended, and the outdated
90s CGI only added to the ‘cheesiness’. Not to mention, Angle’s acting…well…that
speaks for itself. The Rock even used the commercial in a segment on RAW to embarrass
Angle in his own home town and The Rock’s response after watching the commercial was
what everyone who has watched it would be thinking. [I will play a clip] If you grew up during the 90s, then you may
remember some of the Slim Jim jerky commercials that featured the “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
Other wrestlers besides Savage including The Ultimate Warrior, Bam Bam Bigelow, Kevin Nash
and Edge have each featured in Slim Jim commercials but none were quite as memorable to that of
the Macho Man’s. Almost every Slim Jim commercial featuring Savage resulted in him breaking
in through somewhere followed by explosions, even more explosions and then Savage yelling
his iconic product tag line, “Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim!”. In one
particular ad, Savage smashes his way in through the roof of a light store, uses the jerky
to cause thousands of dollars’ worth of damage, almost kills the owner of the store
and wreaks further havoc all because the owner made a patronizing joke towards two high school
boys. Ohhhhh Yeaaahhhh! Brock Lesnar has conquered pretty much everything
in the WWE being a four-time WWE Champion, a 2002 King of the Ring winner, 2003 Royal
Rumble winner and the one to conquer The Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak, much to the surprise
of many. He has even conquered the damn sea in a WWE commercial for SummerSlam 2003, which
you will find out shortly if you have not seen it already. In the ad, a lifeguard blows
his whistle after spotting a shark, causing immediate panic on the beach. A police officer
then screams for everyone to get out of the water and run but while everyone is running
away, The Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar runs towards the sea, dives into the water and
F5s a f*ck*ng shark. The ad ends with Lesnar surrounded by a sea of women…see what I
did there… and a voice shouts, “killer whale”, prompting Lesnar to go and deal
with it. Is there anything he cannot conquer? When Brock Lesnar is done victimizing the
whole WWE roster, we need to see Brock Lesnar vs Shark at WrestleMania. Book it Vince, book
it! This has got to be one of the weirdest commercials
out there involving a WWE wrestler and quite creepy in a way. Hulk Hogan was the face during
the Golden Age of wrestling and this presented him with many product endorsement opportunities.
One of which was an ad aired in Japan for Hitachi’s Big Flow air conditioner. As mentioned,
the ad was rather strange and creepy in a way as it literally consisted of Hogan singing
a children’s nursery rhyme to the days of the week…shirtless, wearing nothing but
a white bandana and underwear. Why not, I suppose. What’s also creepy is Hogan’s
gaze as it transitions to a shot of a baby. As The Rock, would say, “What in the blue
hell was that?”. It’s like the producers of the ad told The Hulkster to sing whatever
song came to his head. Despite its weirdness, it is admittedly quite catchy. If you have not seen this commercial already,
then you are in for a treat. The commercial starts with Sting showing up at a boy’s
house and telling him that he’s from “The Dream Come True Fantasy Foundation” …sounds
legit. The two then proceed to wrestle each other but before this happens, the boy takes
a sip out of a Sprite can. Seconds later, Sting lands a right hand and starts to give
the poor boy a thorough thrashing while the boy’s parents question whether this is real.
You would think that as this is an ad for Sprite, the boy would gain some sort of advantage
after drinking Sprite but nope. It’s safe to say that if this ad was broadcasted in
this day and age, it would not go down well with child abuse organizations. If Sting ever
does show up on your doorstep, just make sure that
all your doors are locked shut.

100 thoughts on “5 Weirdest Commercials Involving WWE Wrestlers

  1. Well i mean while Brock conquered both a shark and a Killer Whale, he is now going to conquer the sea of girls.


  3. Please donโ€™t say f words I canโ€™t see you anymore because my mother will see and she force me to donโ€™t see you !!!!๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

  4. HEREโ€™S sting wow sting I thought you were kid friendly why sting heโ€™s 5 or something are you related to Brock Lesnar he did f5 a camera man and a shark so i guess they share the same anger issues any one else agree

  5. Hahahaha! I want a Sprite so bad now XD thank you a bunch for showing me the best ad there is in existence XD

  6. Hahaha๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•hahahhahahahahahazhahahahahHahHahahahaha๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ”‰๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”‡๐Ÿ”•๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  7. Jumps in and f5s a fucking shark ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ funniest thing ever LMAO

  8. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ

  9. โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€
    โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘
    โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘

  10. Surrounded by a sea of women sea what I did there.๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น so funny

  11. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  12. F-5 the shark was the best one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ best one I remember when it first came out

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